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Originally posted by idoru "It seems weird to me that the stingray that got him is now the world’s most famous aquatic creature and doesn’t even know it. He’s probably floating around eating kelp or whatever-the-hell stingrays eat, oblivious to the fact that he’s as famous as O.J."

Let's call him Stingy McStingster. Or the Crocodile Hunter Hunter. The Crocodile Hunter².

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Also I think sting-rays will be classified very dangerous from now on.. like in the category of sharks and stuff.. and people diving will ask before ' their are no sharks and ummmm stingrays in these waters, right?'

Then people would only dive swimming pools. There are sharks and stingrays everywhere.

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Originally posted by occrider There are sharks and stingrays everywhere.

There are no sharks and no stingrays around here

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Originally posted by Lira There are no sharks and no stingrays around here

Well then why on earth would you want to go diving there?

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Originally posted by occrider Well then why on earth would you want to go diving there?

Because we've got submarine oaks here


(In case you're wondering, Brasilia's got a big artificial lake, and no one bothered to cut the trees before flooding the area )

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Irvin was actually killed by Mossad - we all well know that Irvin was a head of Australian off-shot of Hizzbollah called Hassasin Al' abu bin Crikhei.

He was training crocodiles, poisonous snakes, as well as other dangerous animals to be secret weapons of Hizzbolah. Those trained animal killers were to be unleashed on innocent Israelis. Mossad took Irvin out during stingray torpedo training. Stingray was being trained to deliver a deadly torpedoe into Israeli ship.

Irvin's accomplices are still at large. Mossad is offering a reward for any information about Muhtar - the killer albino croc, Pfussty - boa constrictor, and Tariq - deceptively cute and cuddly but super deadly koala bear. Any information about these dangerous killers should be directed to mossad.

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

I say that Dr. Doom, in an alliance of evilest proportions, teamed up with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, The Cigarrete Smoking Man, The Devil, Zeromus, Sauron, Martha Stewart, and Zombie Hitler to assassinate the greatest croc- no! greatest wildlife hunter on planet earth! Who will stop their reign of terror!? Will it be you?

i sincerely hope ogv5150 got as much enjoyment out of this thread as i did

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