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jonas
I'z hungry



Registered: Aug 2005
Location: I'm sooooo 972. TXTA #138

quote:
Originally posted by Zild
I'll explain it. You called me a hater because I said that racist thread was full of shit.

I'm a moron! Happy now? Oops I'm such a moron I couldn't get that right the first time. Let me try again.

I'm a fucking moron!


[hits ignore button until finger bleeds]

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Zild
Ten City



Registered: Jun 2004
Location: San Antonio, US : TXTA #156

I really hope you're serious because you don't deserve the privilege of veiwing my posts.


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jonas
I'z hungry



Registered: Aug 2005
Location: I'm sooooo 972. TXTA #138

quote:
Originally posted by Zild
I really hope you're serious because you don't deserve the privilege of veiwing my posts.


Grow some hair on your dick and get out of SA once before you start spouting shallow irrelavant philiosophy to the masses that feel nothing but empathy for your dumbass anyway, youngen'.

Good luck with the bitterness, hell stricken philosphy and paranoia that everyone is a racist. You'll go far. Go get 'em tiger!!!!! Raaaarrrrrrr!

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Zeonfiend
Nath(.tx)an McWaters



Registered: Jun 2005
Location: Austin, TX, USA: TX TA #115

quote:
Originally posted by djjonas
Grow some hair on your dick and get out of SA once before you start spouting shallow irrelavant philiosophy to the masses that feel nothing but empathy for your dumbass anyway, youngen'.

Good luck with the bitterness, hell stricken philosphy and paranoia that everyone is a racist. You'll go far. Go get 'em tiger!!!!! Raaaarrrrrrr!


Seven grammatical and/or spelling errors in this post alone. He got right under your skin, didn't he?


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Zild
Ten City



Registered: Jun 2004
Location: San Antonio, US : TXTA #156

quote:
Originally posted by djjonas
Grow some hair on your dick and get out of SA once before you start spouting shallow irrelavant philiosophy to the masses that feel nothing but empathy for your dumbass anyway, youngen'.

Good luck with the bitterness, hell stricken philosphy and paranoia that everyone is a racist. You'll go far. Go get 'em tiger!!!!! Raaaarrrrrrr!


So you're saying you feel empathy for me? To tell you the truth I wish you no ill will. I was just fucking with you. That's how we do it around here.


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Kill the women. Eat the children.
It's just one of those days where you want to bend over everyone you know and kiss their ass goodbye with a big sideways boot.

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Zild
Ten City



Registered: Jun 2004
Location: San Antonio, US : TXTA #156

quote:
Originally posted by Zeonfiend
Seven grammatical and/or spelling errors in this post alone. He got right under your skin, didn't he?


Damn straight I did!


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Kill the women. Eat the children.
It's just one of those days where you want to bend over everyone you know and kiss their ass goodbye with a big sideways boot.

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jonas
I'z hungry



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Location: I'm sooooo 972. TXTA #138

quote:
Originally posted by Zeonfiend
Seven grammatical and/or spelling errors in this post alone. He got right under your skin, didn't he?


Typing in a hurry. But thank you for the english lesson. And I won't even acknowledge the 'under the skin' comment. I shit bigger than him.

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jonas
I'z hungry



Registered: Aug 2005
Location: I'm sooooo 972. TXTA #138

quote:
Originally posted by Zild
So you're saying you feel empathy for me? To tell you the truth I wish you no ill will. I was just fucking with you. That's how we do it around here.


Thanks for the tip. For you to feel like you have to point that out makes me wonder. Besides, try to be funny next time and I might not think you are such a twit.

Last edited by jonas on Sep-22-2006 at 15:47

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jonas
I'z hungry



Registered: Aug 2005
Location: I'm sooooo 972. TXTA #138

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant (Dave), who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and
told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing
the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your
trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather
Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me
over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the
main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a
Princess and I take orders from no one."

To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
Tray-up, Bitch."

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jonas
I'z hungry



Registered: Aug 2005
Location: I'm sooooo 972. TXTA #138

Why is there never a nativity recreation anywhere on the UT campus at Christmas time?

You can't find three wise men or a virgin anywhere.

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winston
ultraviolet catastrophe



Registered: Nov 2005
Location: Yggdrasill

hehehe, what are you talking about?


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The scientist cannot capture the whole cosmos in thought. In his mind he makes a kind of microcosm, which we see as an analogue of the cosmos. In this way we try to get a feeling for the whole. The artist, I suppose, gets a feeling for the whole some other way.”


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