beaver beard ftl

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embaressing on the girl i imagine, if i was a girl with a massive bush, id be paranoid and insecure as fuck

hell, i wouldnt munch on a carpet, if girls want lovin down there they have to shave til theres no hair or a little bit, in a stylish line or something

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By my logic, the kind of girl who fools around with any random dude is the kind of whore...err...girl who doesn't care whether she's shaved or not. So maybe she just wasn't that into you.

Maybe her flow was heavy.

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Originally posted by risoriso when we were done he told me that it was like having sex with his aunt Gwen, who never shaves.

how would he know that??????????

on topic, a similar situation happened to me on sat. except i got some. so I guess its not really that similar at all.

yea i dont like getting any action if it hasn't been groomed either. it just makes us feel ugly and we're scared you're gonna be like, "GEWWW!!! where's Tarzan!?"

haha


i mean, there were definitely times when my ex and i were fooling around and he started to try and have sex and i was like, "wait, i haven't shaved" and he was like, "so...i won't look at it" and i'd be like, "ok cool".

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Girls are pussies.


/genocide

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Originally posted by Swamper omg maybe 'she' had a

hehehahahaaa....

imagine Yan's head...










are things a little clearer now? bush-a-saurus!

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Originally posted by risoriso Before I started shaving I was losing my virginity to this guy, and when we were done he told me that it was like having sex with his aunt Gwen, who never shaves.

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maybe she just had giant meat curtains

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next time ask her if she'd like to take a bath. Mention that you have a extra razor and plenty of shaving cream. could be fun.