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Originally posted by Vivid Boy u guys know it! this is where my mom is from. sorianello. maffia striken village on the side of a mountain top. its so beautiful this pic gives it no justice.

that is *incredible*

in terms of "history", Canada ain't got shit on Europe...the closest we have is some parts of old Quebec, IMHO...it's kind of awe inspirinig to see places like that...nice!

well the best part is some of these houses are a thousand years old and theyre not allowed to be touched on the outside. however to the inside u can do whatever u want. so ull see this old stone raggedy house that looks ancient thenull walk in and itll explode in the finest marble and the greatest wood money can buy. its so fuckin incredible.

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Originally posted by dallastar Was Mr. Bean driving that car?

LAWL

for example my uncles house looks so old and the outside is breaking apart. but then u step inside the house. andt there no hallway, as soon as u open the door all there is is a set of stairs. old stone stairs that look like theyve been there and proly have for thousands and thousand of years. and these stairs go from the bottom right to the top of the home splitting it in half. and there is no firts fllor or second floor, just rooms u can enter as u clumb the stairs. its fuckin incredible. and the rooms are made of the most finest oak and craftsmansship i have ever seen. with libraries and rooms with marble floors. just wow

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Originally posted by MarkT that is *incredible* in terms of "history", Canada ain't got shit on Europe...the closest we have is some parts of old Quebec, IMHO...it's kind of awe inspirinig to see places like that...nice!

Uhhh no shit. One has had people living there for thousands of years, and one for a couple of hundred years.

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Originally posted by Cosmic Fur Uhhh no shit. One has had people living there for thousands of years, and one for a couple of hundred years.

hey! I was being nice...and refering to how, given their history, you find towns built like that one...instead of ugly ass cookie cutter housing developments like we have in the burbs here.

bitch!

I think we're arguing, yet we're on the same side of the argument here.

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VIvid boy
Without Me here on TA

Two trailer park girls go round the outside;
round the outside, round the outside
*scratches*
Two trailer park girls go round the outside;
round the outside, round the outside
*scratches*

Guess who's back
Back again
Vivid's back
Tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back
guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back.. {*Vivid boy hums*}


I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more
They want Vivid boy , I'm chopped liver
Well if you want Vivid boy , this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
Some vodka to jump start my heart quicker
than the shocks when I get shocked at the hospital
when the doctor when I'm not co-operating
When I'm rockin the table while he's operating
You waited this long, now stop debating
Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
I know that you got a job Ms. jones
but your husband's heart problem's complicating
So the FCC won't let me be
or let me be me, so let me see
They try to shut me down on MTV
But it feels so empty, without me
So, come on and dip, bum on your lips
Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits
And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits, Fuck You Debbie!

Chorus:
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me
I said-this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me

Little Hallions, kids feelin rebellious
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis
They start feelin like prisoners helpless
'til someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!!
A visionary, vision of scary
Could start a revolution, pollutin the airwaves
A rebel, so just let me revel and bask
in the fact that I got everyone kissin my ass
And it's a disaster, such a castastrophe
for you can see so damn much of my ass; you asked for me?
Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Fix your damn antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna
enter in, under your skin like a splinter
The center of attention, back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Investing in your kid's ears a nest egg
Testing, attention please
Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me
Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free
A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me?

Chorus:
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me
I said-this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me

A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with
anybody who's talkin this shit, that shit
Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked
worse than those little Limp Bizkit bastards
And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie
You thirty-six year old boy fag, blow me
You don't know me, you're too old, let go
It's over, nobody listens to techno
Now let's go, just gimme the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol
But sometimes the shit just seems
everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm dis-gus-ting
But it's just me, I'm just obscene
And though I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley
do black music so selfishly
and used it to get myself wealthy
Here's a concept that works
Twenty million other white rappers emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It'll be so empty, without me

Chorus:
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me
I said-this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me

Kids!


feel free to play with the words i did a bit!

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Treat people as if they are what they ought to be and you may help them to become what they are capable of being.

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Originally posted by dallastar feel free to play with the words i did a bit!

Here's my contribution:

Chorus:
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me.
Dallas will suck my cock for free,
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me

I could add more if you like where it's going so far.

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I'm the fear-addicted, danger illustrated.

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Originally posted by Cosmic Fur Here's my contribution: Chorus: Now this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me. Dallas will suck my cock for free, So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me I could add more if you like where it's going so far.

For free eh! Fuk you it's free and If I ever had the opportunity to see you cock I would pull a bobit! so fuk off short dick man!

this song is for you!

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Don't want no short dick man Don't want no short dick man Don't want no short dick man Don't want no short dick man Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't Don't, don't, don't, don't Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want Don't want no short dick man Don't want no short dick man Iny weeny teeny weeny Shriveled little short dick man Don't want,Don't want,Don't want, Don't want,Don't want,Don't want, Don't want,Don't want,Don't want, Don't want,Don't want,Don't want, Don't want,Don't want,Don't want, What in the world is that thing? Do you need some tweezers to put that thing away That has got to be the smallest dick I've ever seen in my whole life I have ever seen in my whole life Get the fuck outta here Iny weeny teeny weeny Shriveled little short dick man Don't want,Don't want, Don't want,Don't want, Don't want Don't want Don't want Don't want Don't want Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Isn't that cute an extra belly button You need to put your pants back on honey Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't Don't, don't, don't, don't Don't want,Don't want, Don't want,Don't want, Don't want no short dick man Don't want no short dick man Iny wee(x15) Iny weeny teeny weeny Shriveled little short dick man Pobre, pobrecito Que diablo eso Pobre, pobreci, pobre procito Que, que, que, que, que diablo eso

You Fukkin Loser!

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Treat people as if they are what they ought to be and you may help them to become what they are capable of being.