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Originally posted by Masonious blah blah blah. yakity shmakity

we should get a maximum characters limit placed on CORe posts.

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Know the story behind this?



She didn't have a choice.

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Originally posted by Orpheus Is Dead we should get a maximum characters limit placed on CORe posts.

dipshitlololol

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Originally posted by Masonious dipshitlololol

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard In as much as a lion will normally kill it's prey by way of powerful blows from it's front legs and crushing bites from it's jaws whereas vultures will normally only eat things they find which have already died.... I vote vultures. I'd rather be eated after death then die while being eaten.

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Originally posted by Masonious I'd have to choose lion. So long as my teeth could be made into a necklace for my brother, my spinal column could be encased in some sort of plastic and turned into a cane for my father, my skull could be turned into a birdhouse for my mother and my ribs cracked and padded to create a comfy cushion for my sister. Also, i require that my leg meat be saved for the young pups. With my heavy exercise routine I may be a bit gamey and cubs will most likely not have the developed palettes of their parents and will appreciate my leg-meat more. If I went down screaming like a bitch, I would demand that any and all audio recordings of the event be dubbed over with the scene from Aliens when Hudson is going down and he's being a total badass. Furthermore, I would ask that I be killed within 5 feet of the lion den. It would be humiliating to have my body dragged for more than 5 feet. Lastly, my eyes I would give to Xeno. I would ask that they be placed in a back-lit jar and placed on his dresser where they can stare at him as he slumbers. As for the burial of my remains I leave those responsible with two options. 1) Catapult / Trebuchet / Cannon Fling my corpse into the ocean and take bets on distance or, alternately, shoot me into the ocean using a cannon and take bets on the number of times I skip over the water before sinking awkwardly in. The winner gets the 1st copy of my new coffee table book: "My Guts were Strung for Yards." including the most gruesome scenes of my evisceration. 2) Formal Burial w/ Slide-Whistle. I would want the most formal funeral that can be arranged. I would have Walker play the slide-whistle as my casket was lowered into the grave. A descending sound as I am lowered, ascending as I'm raised. The person in charge of lowering will be asked to vacillate between raising and lowering my casket randomly, forcing Walker to make quick alterations to his slide-whistling. I think that pretty much covers my thoughts on the matter.

I just lol'd into my coffee.

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Originally posted by Ripped Bag Know the story behind this? She didn't have a choice.

best story ever

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/gabriel_and_dresden

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN vultures only eat you after youre dead. so ill go with vultures.

what if your arms and legs are tied to stakes

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Originally posted by Ian I'd vote a lion, being torn with such ferocity once dead must be better than casual 'all you can eat' vultures

Lions dont usually wait until youre dead before they eat, once youre incapacitated they start eating.