Chick: Hi, we're on a national bikini tour, and we're looking for two oil boys who can grease us up before each competition!

Harry: You are in luck! There's a town about three miles that way, I'm sure you'll find a couple of guys there.

Chick: ...Okay, bye.
Swedish Chick: Hej då. (Lol I had to mention this)

*Bus starts to move*

Lloyd: Do you realise what you've DONE?! *Runs after the bus* WAIT!

Bus stops

Lloyd: You'll have to excuse my friend, he's a little slow. The town is back THAT way!

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Originally posted by UWM Come on. Not even close. You're hereby fired from further participation in Dumb & Dumber appreciation.

Lloyd: "swanny, sunny, sammy, simpso..."

Harry: "hey maybe it's on the briefcase"

Lloyd: "SAMSONITE! haha i was WAY off"

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by StanVoid dude i'm at work

Dude so am I. I draw stick figures getting blowjobs at work. Bad excuse.

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Originally posted by stren

LOL

I love the 1st one but the 2nd was crap

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Originally posted by UWM Dude so am I. I draw stick figures getting blowjobs at work. Bad excuse.

so you're telling me there's a chance...




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i read ya.

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Originally posted by jennypie Just when I think you couldn't possibly get ANY dumber, you go and do something like this.... ...AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!

totally the best line

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Originally posted by kadomony totally the best line

I don't recognize this line from the movie.

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Originally posted by Ygrene I don't recognize this line from the movie.

oh my

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Originally posted by stren oh my

Or this one.

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Originally posted by Ygrene I don't recognize this line from the movie.

dude it's when he trades the Mutt Cutts wagon for the hog that gets 50mpg straight up.