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Originally posted by masenta My small penis gives me a superiority complex. Nary a day goes by that you won't hear the following phrases uttered by me: "My small penis made me do it!" "Did you know that the most powerful microscope ever invented by mankind could not detect my penis?" "You know what they say about guys with small feet! They have poor balance! I have a small penis!" "One time I made a voodoo priestess angry and she was going to curse me by shrinking my penis but when she tried the spirits gave her an error message: ERROR, SMALLNESS LIMIT EXCEEDED! So she shrunk my testicles instead!"

You're such a heatbag.

all this got me so excited that i went and downloaded Blacks on Blondes pr0n videos for the past 2-3 hours...

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Originally posted by Slylee exactly. lol i know i get stereotyped a lot and that's fine. there have been many time where someone got to know me and said they were pleasantly surprised once they realized i actually have a little substance behind the blonde hair and coked up nostrils

lol what did they do to you exactly ? give some examples please
i am real interested.

multiple-alts

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Originally posted by mnstrmnstrl all this got me so excited that i went and downloaded Blacks on Blondes pr0n videos for the past 2-3 hours...

I like those pornos, lol.

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Originally posted by jennypie I like those pornos, lol.

OH oh... white girl says she likes those type of videos ?

hmm... you sure you wouldnt star in one of them ?

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Originally posted by mnstrmnstrl OH oh... white girl says she likes those type of videos ? hmm... you sure you wouldnt star in one of them ?

I'm a robot.

ok... back to downloading more pr0n

i just found those Blow me Sandwich series.

alt!

if this is a real situation then:

a. she is not worth having a relationship with (to say such stupidity)
b. there was no need for him to become racist after this

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Originally posted by inconspicuous AndreaCKY772. just. so. dumb.

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Originally posted by Slylee yea that's not true. when i was living in japan during high school, all of my friends were of mixed cultures...crazy mixed cultures too. like black and philipino, spanish & japanese, black & japanese...it was cool. my high school sweetheart was half white, half philipino and my best friend was black. but then i came back to south florida, where (i'm sorry to say this, but it's true), a majority (not ALL) of the african-american/carribbean-american culture are fucking twats who don't speak english and aren't very fond of white people themselves, i started to be a little more judgemental. and i'm basing this on personal experiences in my daily life down here, not by just looking at people or seeing them dressed a certain way. i'm talking about how i've been treated. i know it's bad, and i honestly try to rise above it, but i can't help to stereotype when i see some idiot with gold teeth and his pants hanging off his ass and roll my eyes. i think it was mainly due to me being harrassed a lot my senior year of high school by ghetto black girls just because they thought they could intimidate me. i'm getting better about it though and it's not really about skin color...aka "race"....it's more about a cultural attitude that annoys me, and i always give someone the benefit of the doubt before deciding whether or not i like them as an individual.

this is a damn shame and i hate when unclassy black girls think they can do whatever they want. it makes it look bad for the rest of us. it's sad but even i don't like seeing when someone is dressed with their pants all sagging and trying to bling up. it just makes it look bad for the rest of us, like i said.

as for those people who don't speak much english and have an attitude, i know what you mean in a way. i live near some ethiopians and i really think the majority of them do not respect black americans or other people. i' not being stereotypical because i can't say they all do this, just from what i have experienced, i have noticed this.

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Originally posted by inconspicuous AndreaCKY772. just. so. dumb.

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Originally posted by mnstrmnstrl lol what did they do to you exactly ? give some examples please i am real interested.

ok u asked for it!

senior year of high schoool...

This one ghetto black chick in particular just didn’t like me for some reason, which is weird (believe it or not) because I honestly kept to myself that whole year pretty much. I wasn’t like little miss cheerleader that year at all, I was pretty neutral and hung out with my crew from another high school.

So one day in class I guess I was asking a lot of questions about a project and I guess it was annoying her, so out of nowhere she mumbles (but loud enough so that I heard it) “damn shut up already…shheeeit”

So I just reacted cuz she caught me off guard and I wasn’t about to sit there and look like a dumbass, like I got my ass told, so I was like, “I’m sorry, I don’t believe I was even talking to you” and she’s all, “well I was talking to you” and I was like, “well why don’t u run ur fucking mouth elsewhere because I’m not listening!”

And we went back and forth for a couple of minutes and I got louder and louder and the teacher had to break it up, and basically from that day on, every time we would pass each other in the hallway, she would point at me to her other ghetto bitch friends and they would yell shit at me and I would just roll my eyes and keep walking, but really I thought I was going to get jumped every day. Luckily (for her haha) they never touched me.

i also got suspended from school for the first time in my life that year by my black computer teacher. i was generally very well behaved in that class, except once in a while i would chat with a friend i made and sat next to, but I mean, I was never like a “cut up” or anything. well this group of black girls would ALWAYS be in the back talking while he was teaching and doing their nails n shit and he hardly ever yelled at them, and if he did, it was more like a friendly, “c’mon girls, ur pretty nails can wait till later ok? Haha”

so one day I’m talking to my buddy while he’s teaching and he stops and just COMPLETELY starts ripping us a new asshole and I swear that group of girls was talking too, so I got defensive and I was like, “well why don’t you yell at them too? They talk all day in your class” (of course one of them was like, “oh HEELLLL NAH!” lol

so he got LIVID that I called him out and we started literally having a screaming match until finally I said, “KISS MY ASS” and I walked out of the classroom. That was my last class of the day so I just went home.

The next morning I got called into the dean’s office and got sent home for 3 days. Lol

I actually ran into him at the grocery store like 3 years ago (a couple years after I graduated) and he remembered me and we laughed about it, and it occurred to me that he’s a total fag! I couldn’t believe I didn’t see it at the time, but he’s flaming! He was probably jealous of the skinny white girl talking to the cute junior boy (this kid who was like my buddy all year in that class).

It all made sense!

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone