Originally posted by DigitalPhoenix
I can just see it in six months when she's back with the ex:
" I miss my other ex - we would watch Gray's Anatomy and he'd put his arm around me and I felt so secure and snuggly...I miss that, I dont get that with my bf..he's a total ass that makes joke farts and even does dutch ovens on me..I dont mind the dirty sanchez from time to time...I just wish he'd put his arm around me..."
omg! I literally fell off of my chair reading this! ROFL!! classic!
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Nov-02-2006 23:14
Silky Johnson
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Oh man, I'm glad I'm not a girl.
Nov-02-2006 23:15
all-nite-freak
Registered: Oct 2005
Location: Moved from death Row to TA Paris Hillton Prison
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Originally posted by lücid
girls will always love the funny guys... funny = laughter = happiness
so even if they suck at everything else, they're still making the girl happy by keeping them laughing all the time!
+1 when azia is sad i do puppetry of the penis....the "bubble" always gets chuckles
Nov-02-2006 23:15
emc^2
FCK MNML
Registered: Mar 2005
Location: 255.255.255.255
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Originally posted by Ian
Mr Repost saw that one coming, a few times before
Sorry, I'm all out of cookies. Can I offer you dirty sanchez instead?
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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.
--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)
Nov-02-2006 23:15
montana
dub come save me
Registered: Mar 2003
Location: södertälje. sweden
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Originally posted by lücid
girls will always love the funny guys...
that is such bullshit.
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Nov-02-2006 23:16
HardTranceProd
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Registered: Jun 2004
Location: Washington DC
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Originally posted by jennypie
Oh man, I'm glad I'm not a girl.
I LOL'ed at our inside joke
Nov-02-2006 23:17
Ian
Not dead yet.
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: UK
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Originally posted by emc^2
Sorry, I'm all out of cookies. Can I offer you dirty sanchez instead?
Not really, don't know where it's been, I'd rather fornicate myself with cheese wire
Nov-02-2006 23:17
pvdAngel
Lavenderism...
Registered: Feb 2006
Location: Inside My Mind
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Originally posted by all-nite-freak
+1 when azia is sad i do puppetry of the penis....the "bubble" always gets chuckles
I'm getting some vivid images from that.
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Nov-02-2006 23:17
montana
dub come save me
Registered: Mar 2003
Location: södertälje. sweden
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Originally posted by pvdAngel
I'm getting some vivid images from that.
and then you probably fap to it.
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Nov-02-2006 23:17
pvdAngel
Lavenderism...
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Location: Inside My Mind
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Originally posted by montana
and then you probably fap to it.
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Nov-02-2006 23:19
montana
dub come save me
Registered: Mar 2003
Location: södertälje. sweden
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Originally posted by pvdAngel
admit it
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Nov-02-2006 23:19
DigitalPhoenix
On a new path to success!
Registered: Mar 2005
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Originally posted by emc^2
omg! I literally fell off of my chair reading this! ROFL!! classic!
-- u know it's gunna happen though!
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