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want some smokes and have none ?
heres the answer to your problems.
ghetto ciggarettes.
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Ghetto Ciggarettes.
a ghetto cig is a rolled up cig made from the leftover tobacco from ciggarette butts. rolled the way one would roll a j, ghetto cigs come especially handy when you're too damn lazy to walk 10 minutes to buy that 1 pack of cigs just so you can have your final bedtime smoke or when your broke ass has no money to buy cigs.
to make yourself a ghetto cig, you will need a couple of sheets of leftover rolling paper ( if all else fails, excercise book paper will do. DO NOT USE POST-IT NOTES, the glue tastes like monkey arse.), ciggarette butts ( the more the merrier ), a huge craving for nicotine and be an extremely lazy ass. This is one of the main reason you shouldn't empty your full ashtrays into the garbage can. If you absolutely have to empty it, do it into a waste paper basket. That way when you need to make a ghetto cig and do not have enough ciggarette butts you can easily scrounge for more in the waste paper basket. Cigg butts that have been in the garbage can tend to be soggy and taste like week old socks.
so yeah, this is how you do it. first rip apart those old ciggarette butts. You'd be suprised how much tobacco can be recycled from each ciggarette butt. You will probably have about 1/2 a centimeter of leftover tobacco per butt, about a small pinch worth. 3 - 4 butts will be enough for you to roll a pretty decent ghetto cig. next you roll it in the rolling paper as you would roll a j. be it the normal top over bottom, inside-out or L-shape, it doesn't matter. as long as you end up with a tube with tobacco in the middle. instead of inserting a roach, use the filter from a ciggarette butt. just rip apart an old butt, take out the filter and tear it in half then stick it in one end of your ghetto cig to use as your filter. of course you can choose not to use a filter and just use a roach but bear in mind that the tobacco you are re-using has spent some time buried in ash and can be pretty harsh on your throat. lastly you need to tighten up the whole thing and make sure everything is air tight and you are good to go. your very own ghetto cig.now sit back, light up and nod like snoop dog.
rolling ghetto ciggarettes is not confined to whenever you do not have ciggarettes. you can also roll during cracked out house sessions and after-parties to show off your skills and impress the chicks. because of the ghetto cigs not being as compact as factory produced cigs, you will be able to roll at least 2 ghetto cigs with 1 normal cig depending on your rolling skills thus doubling your cig stock for the night. no reason to send a runner to the local 7-11 to restock and run the risk of getting caught / embarassing themselves / buying the opposite of what you ordered. and by rolling ghetto cigs you are actually keeping you j rolling skills in check.
in short, being able to roll ghetto cigs is an essential skill for everyone who smokes. it doesn't matter if you dont smoke any j ( i dont... but i know how to roll ), its just a good skill to have. kinda like zippo tricks. you look real cool if can do them, it's a good topic to converse over and the chicks will dig you. besides, what if one day there's a massive radioactive leak and all the tobacco plants on the planet died and you end up with no more factory produced cigs. what if one day the factories at phillip morris etc finally stop production ? while the countless smokers in the population are writhing on the ground in agony from nicotine withdrawal you can be happily smoking ghetto cigs in the comfort of your home with buckets of ciggarette butts next to your sofa.
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