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Originally posted by ASFSE sex after dinner...LOL... anyone get it?

no

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Originally posted by ASFSE sex after dinner...LOL... anyone get it?

No.

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Originally posted by ASFSE sex after dinner...LOL... anyone get it?

If by "dinner" you mean eating the girl out, then you're attempt at humor was a swing and a miss.

the only thing better than sex would be copping an extremely awesome blow job from a super hot chick while having a gun at your head and trying to hack into a government computer network

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Originally posted by distant electro is a sub genre of house, if its not house wat genre is it then genius?

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Originally posted by trancepunkk the only thing better than sex would be copping an extremely awesome blow job from a super hot chick while having a gun at your head and trying to hack into a government computer network

That's like, 3 different heart attacks.

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Nothing.



Well, maybe sometimes pizza is.


Actually, when I'm not in the mood for sex (which is like close to never) I prefer to have my hair played with and my scalp massaged or my body tickled. I don't mean tickling to make me laugh, but like scratching, only I don't call it "scratch my back", I say, "tickle my back".

Yea sometimes that almost as good as sex in my book, but I wouldn't go as far as to say it's better than sex. You could get me to agree to anything while doing that to me. Like, "hey jamie will you kill my mother for me? I can't stand her"

Me: "huh? no way, what are talking abo...Oooh my god! That feels so good, do it like that"

You: "well if you don't kill my mom, I'll stop playing with your hair right now"

Me: "no! ok ok i'll do it, just please don't stop"

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

eating good food...ohhhhhh

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Originally posted by inconspicuous AndreaCKY772. just. so. dumb.

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Originally posted by ASFSE sex after dinner...LOL... anyone get it?

Heroin.








Or so I've heard.



(Trainspotting.)

All i can say
RECHARGING myself again



EATING like protiens e.g beef ..,etc

then production releases
f she wants

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Abel Ramos - Aquarius (Randy Katana Mix)
Nautical Imagery - Distant Dreams
Duderstadt - Muhanjala(Sean Tyas Mix)
Eric Prydz – ‘Proper Education(Sebastian Ingrosso Remix)
Markus Schulz - Without U (Coldharbour Mix) [Vocal Deep Pro.]
Sean Tyas - Lift

instead of starting a new thread i decided to add to this one.


woke up afte having a sexy time with my girlfriend last night. i had romantic explosion on her stomach. anyways today i waked up to make the shit and when i go to whipe i find her hair in my ass

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy instead of starting a new thread i decided to add to this one. woke up afte having a sexy time with my girlfriend last night. i had romantic explosion on her stomach. anyways today i waked up to make the shit and when i go to whipe i find her hair in my ass

Quite possibly the greatest post in the history of TA, 2006.