very nice how much??

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Found Atlantis - Mixography [mix archive/mokumentary/my soul]?
i writed a song.

I already did!

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Originally posted by astroboy meh who can be bothered with cyrillics.

That I can definitely agree with. The comment was in regards to his grammar/spelling.

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Failed at becoming a god...

what's a garbage disposal? is that like a computerized trash chute?

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/gabriel_and_dresden

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

It handles cans and bottles poorly, Id limit it to mammals, peels, and #2 plastics.

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Originally posted by OrZonE That I can definitely agree with. The comment was in regards to his grammar/spelling.

You should give me props. I'm not even Russian. I'm Moldovan.

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Originally posted by DjConfessions what's a garbage disposal? is that like a computerized trash chute?

It's the thing that sounds like Chewbacca takin a shit

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"my son will be a gienues(sp?)" - Originally posted by Googooly
"many species of bear give blowjobs." - Originally posted by Sunsnail.. NOW CONFIRMED BY PHOTO EVIDENCE!
"astroboy is brave and gentle and wise." - Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
"ew! i wouldn't go anywhere near a homeless dudes butthole... not even if i was sodomizing him with a poison ivy cactus dildo" - Originally posted by lücid
"also can someone post the link to my mom's forum, thank you!" - Originally posted by miamitrance04
"dude man its not me its what the world does to me. Trust me I'm a normal person people just constantly fuck with me." Originally posted by ********
"I can see Lira getting a hard-on already. And believe me, Brazilian ass rape is the worst." - Originally posted by Meat187

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Originally posted by Orbax See the girls aren't responding because they are thinking "Why should I wait. Its me, I deserve to not have to wait. Its broken he should fix it" because they are forgetting that if THEY were doing something and you asked THEM to stop what they were doing so they could make the bed or something, theyd be furious. Although, its easy to forget that because men are polite and wont ask you to do shit when youre busy!

you forget that women are impervious to logic

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People who own my ass: Citric Acid, Boomer187, Tribu, Sand Leaper,
Jackson, venomX, jamie, Renegade, Konjin, Akridrot, Miss Bliss.
Psy-T - Down The Rabbit Hole (400minute long acid set)

My solution: 1)Avoid talking to man; distracting him from his "work". 2) Fix garbage disposal myself.

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Originally posted by Azia My solution: 1)Avoid talking to man; distracting him from his "work". 2) Fix garbage disposal myself.

IMPOSSIBLE!

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Originally posted by Yan Contrary to modern belief, fapping is work.

ahahah sig material there if i ever saw it

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Originally posted by Allied Nations IMPOSSIBLE!

+1. women just can't fix much (anything?) or think practically in any way. i'm not being sexist or anything, it's just fact. my sister once locked herself out of the house and sat there for 4 hours knowing that there was an open window with a set of keys just out of reach. i got home and used a piece of wire to fish it out. she was like...

OMFG UNPOSSIBLE! U R SUPERMANG!!

true story.

EDIT: btw, my sister is a journalism student (needed 95%+ grades) so shes not mentally disabled or anything afaik