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Originally posted by Danny Ocean you remind me of an aussie whos one of my best friends..similar attitude towards people in general..he hates people in general actually.

haha. i dont really hate people. im here because my job is boring.

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whats your job?

i work for the department of justice. basically i sit at a desk and hang with you fine people all day

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN i work for the department of justice. basically i sit at a desk and hang with you fine people all day

studying law? i can see how that could get boring..ahh justice.

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Originally posted by Danny Ocean studying law? i can see how that could get boring..ahh justice.

nah, political science gradute. wouldve failed law. too much hard work

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Last night I dreamed I was in a sports car and I had to drive around doing magic-things but the sports car was slow and made me sad.

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Originally posted by Sunsnail Last night I dreamed I was in a sports car and I had to drive around doing magic-things but the sports car was slow and made me sad.

thats a psychological problem related to feelings of inadequacy in the trouser department.

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I was stressing out that night because I didn't bring khakis to wear the next day, which was the dress code. So you are right!

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Originally posted by Sunsnail I was stressing out that night because I didn't bring khakis to wear the next day, which was the dress code. So you are right!

good one.

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i had a really creepy dream over the weekend that i was giving birth in the ER, but it didn't hurt me, so i didn't want everyone to freak out and think there was something wrong with me, so i was faking it and screaming like i was in agony.


i also had TWO dreams over the weekend that involved my ex, craig, and he was like crying and holding me really tight and we were kissing and stuff. it was weird.

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

I dreamt once I killed everyone on this planet. Reality sucks.

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I had a dream last night that Mikhail Gorbachev shot me in the head, point blank, execution style.

Then I woke up and took a piss.

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