Originally posted by Mr.Mystery
It doesn't?? Did you try it?
im a very bored person
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Mar-24-2002 22:57
PhaseFour
Big Bad Bald Asian Guy
Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Sacramento and/or UC Davis, California
my tounge hurts when i get an open wound on it, then expose it to citric acid, orange juice, salt and hydrosulfuric acid
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Mar-25-2002 06:18
extulas
KraftwerkAddict
Registered: Mar 2002
Location: Connecticut
Orange Juice.
Mar-26-2002 04:46
Waxen
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Toronto, Ontario
quote:
the only time my tongue really hurt is when i lick too much pussy
Haha... well for a girl, it's the same thing, just the other way around... Especially when you have a tongue ring Then it really hurts.
It also hurts when you press your tongue against a frozen pole.
~S~
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Mar-26-2002 05:16
washcity
Junior tranceaddict
Registered: Jun 2001
Location: San Francisco
hmmm
Tongue hurting diagnosis:
1. your burned it
2. you pierced/ cut it
3. you have herpes simplex(pick a letter) also known as a chancre.
On your lip its a cold sore.( nice euphuism hmmm? )
On your dick its Herpes(How ironic?)
Its a picky virus, it tends to bloom when the body is under stress
Surprisingly alot of people have some form of Herpes
my friend gets a cold sore on his upper lip and it looks nasty
he shares his drinks alot so go figure
but it only appears after he hasnt slept for 24 hours or more
yeah i prolly ruined this thread
sorry
Mar-26-2002 05:36
extulas
KraftwerkAddict
Registered: Mar 2002
Location: Connecticut
Re: hmmm
quote:
Originally posted by washcity
Tongue hurting diagnosis:
1. your burned it
2. you pierced/ cut it
3. you have herpes simplex(pick a letter) also known as a chancre.
On your lip its a cold sore.( nice euphuism hmmm? )
On your dick its Herpes(How ironic?)
Its a picky virus, it tends to bloom when the body is under stress
Surprisingly alot of people have some form of Herpes
my friend gets a cold sore on his upper lip and it looks nasty
he shares his drinks alot so go figure
but it only appears after he hasnt slept for 24 hours or more
yeah i prolly ruined this thread
sorry
HAHAHA! I knew this girl once, She had such bad cold sores on her mouth, And she wanted me so bad, It was so gross wehn she tried to kiss me when I was at a party, She sat down on the arm rest, And started to move to me, So I pushed her off the armrest. People still make fun of her to this day. I think she does have herpes, Cause they were always their.
Mar-26-2002 06:32
Gekhous
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Beverwijk, Holland
Re: Re: hmmm
quote:
Originally posted by extulas
HAHAHA! I knew this girl once, She had such bad cold sores on her mouth, And she wanted me so bad, It was so gross wehn she tried to kiss me when I was at a party, She sat down on the arm rest, And started to move to me, So I pushed her off the armrest. People still make fun of her to this day. I think she does have herpes, Cause they were always their.
whahahahahaahahahahahhaaha
did she fall on the ground??
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Mar-26-2002 06:35
PhaseFour
Big Bad Bald Asian Guy
Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Sacramento and/or UC Davis, California
Re: Re: hmmm
quote:
Originally posted by extulas
HAHAHA! I knew this girl once, She had such bad cold sores on her mouth, And she wanted me so bad, It was so gross wehn she tried to kiss me when I was at a party, She sat down on the arm rest, And started to move to me, So I pushed her off the armrest. People still make fun of her to this day. I think she does have herpes, Cause they were always their.
*apologizes in advance to that girl*
DUDE THATS STRAIGHT UP NASTY!!!!!!!! i just ate too!
