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Originally posted by Ian no, you get an x-box 360 after spending 3 weeks in an afghan training camp with al'quaida

Worshipping Satan only gets you a ratty PC with Microsoft ME as its OS.
Closest thing too hell on earth.

who is this guy?

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Quite chuffed with my own efforts

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike Social outcasts are often of the opinion that they must have a drink before being able to loosen up with their inhibitions, thus being able to have a good time. There's a word that sums up this sort of behaviour, and that word is 'reject.'

Last edited by _Ocean_Drive_ on Nov-24-2006 at 04:00

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Originally posted by _Ocean_Drive_

hahahahahhahahah i fucking love the jesus with the lols

A+

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

Love the "one at a time lol" one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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If you can read this, I'm seriously fucking bored.

Here's what the Kid From Brooklyn has to say about PS3s!

mms://208.111.229.188/playstation_bit99.wmv

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike Social outcasts are often of the opinion that they must have a drink before being able to loosen up with their inhibitions, thus being able to have a good time. There's a word that sums up this sort of behaviour, and that word is 'reject.'

WELL.. my wifey accepted Jesus few months ago and ever since she opened the bible, she closed her legs. I now have to sin before the
L-d. I didn't even get a PS3... all I get is religious bickering, her attempts to convert me and open my heathen eyes, oh... and I had to cross my brother off my MCI list of "Friends and Family", as he was the a-hole who came over my house as a missionary with his psycho ultra-religious wife to preach the good word of lord Hesus.

Funny enough, my brother probably doesn't take a shit without saying a prayer nowdays, meanwhile he got arsenal that would make Montana militiamen blush, cover their faces and run to mommy embarassed and feeling inadequate.

"Praise the L-rd and pass the ammunition" probably never rang truer than in his house!

p.s. did I mention my brother still feels that he's "Jewish"???? Umm... trivial question "You believe in Jesus CHRIST, yet you're NOT CHRISTIAN??? Ummm... come again?"

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

this kid has the best fucking look on his face

How long do they take to come? Cos I posted my details and no-one got back to me.

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If you can read this, I'm seriously fucking bored.