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Originally posted by Arbiter Haha, lists like that are all bullshit.

Not true. The higher you aim the more likely you'll get what you always wanted. Watch.

My "one"
trustworthy
honest
smart
beautiful
family oriented
wants to have many children
nice legs
nice butt
nice breasts
a beautiful face
no tamala feet
no man hands
long fingers
soft skin
brunette
brown skin
but not too dark
brown eyes
tall
can be taller than me
btwn 5'7-6'3
still skinny
but not too skinny
outgoing
loves to travel
not materialistic
witty
not bitchy
looks good in a bathing suit
looks good naked
wouldn't mind staying inside all day, naked
loves to be held
doesn't care what i look like
doesn't mind when i start being an asshole
doesn't cry too much
she is simple
doesn't have too many clothes doesn't need to have too much
can get along with my family(that is a REALLY hard thing to do)
not some stupid art girl
or a prep for that matter
doesn't have a lot of friends
wants to spend all her time with me and no one else
but yet doesn't mind the company of other ppl as long as their from my side
won't sleep with other males or females while we are married or going out
doesn't look at other males
doesn't get mad when i check out other females in front of her
its different i have a pennis
doesn't care about being cool
hasn't done drugs or alcohol
doesn't need to drink coffee
doesn't smoke



now i see why I'm still lonely

Has a warm hole.




I guess warm is optional.

Handsome
Intelligent
Mature
Honest/trustworthy
Charming
Romantic
Funny
Creative
Talented

Pretty much it.

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Originally posted by chadmk3 honestly, the immediate thing that i need is amazing grammer. if she uses 'good' when she should use 'well'...... well then shes not good enough for me. it weird, i know. but ive cut off relationships because of it.

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*Is thrown in prison by the Court of Irony*

To further elaborate:

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Originally posted by chadmk3 Honestly, the immediate thing that I need is amazing grammar. If she uses 'good' when she should use 'well', well then she's not good enough for me. It's weird, I know, but I've cut off relationships because of it.

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Originally posted by dallastar truthworthy doesn't smoke good looking kind thoughtful FUN FUN FUN

get a dog

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

attentive
trustworthy
respectful
honest
funny
attractive
good taste in music
good in bed (eager to please)
loves animals
loyal
smart
comfortable silences
likes girls who are of legal age (haha)

i could go on, but whatever.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

I wasn't looking for anything when I found Mrs. Hazard. In fact, I was trying to avoid emotional attachment to anyone at the time. Truth is when you find "the one" you know, you know very quickly, and chances are you'll be surprised that much of what you deem to be important now really doesn't matter. If you're trying to pick a partner based on a pre-determined checklist to the exclusion of anyone that does not fit the criteria you're more then likely to exclude some great people, any of whom could have been "the one."

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard I wasn't looking for anything when I found Mrs. Hazard. In fact, I was trying to avoid emotional attachment to anyone at the time.

+1

as longest she can keep up sex wise with me its all good

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard I wasn't looking for anything when I found Mrs. Hazard. In fact, I was trying to avoid emotional attachment to anyone at the time. Truth is when you find "the one" you know, you know very quickly, and chances are you'll be surprised that much of what you deem to be important now really doesn't matter. If you're trying to pick a partner based on a pre-determined checklist to the exclusion of anyone that does not fit the criteria you're more then likely to exclude some great people, any of whom could have been "the one."

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Originally posted by Arbiter You're impressively stupid, that's for sure. I'd give you advice, but I cannot in good conscience take any action which could potentially increase the odds that you'll reproduce. I'm sorry.

must be able to pull an innocent looking ":3" face

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard I wasn't looking for anything when I found Mrs. Hazard. In fact, I was trying to avoid emotional attachment to anyone at the time. Truth is when you find "the one" you know, you know very quickly,

LMAO. That was the biggest bullshit ever. You became infatuated with her. That sounds like it to me. How long have you been married for?