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My roomate is seriously dramatic. The other one is cool, she's talking to me. But the first one doesn't even wanna talk to me. WTF. I apologized to her yesterday - didn't get a word back. Ok. Sent her a text today, no reply. Ok. Thing is - it's her birthday today, and she invited me to come along weeks ago. It'll be a dinner thing with her friends. But now that this shit happened, and she doesn't even wanna talk to me - how the fuck am i supposed to go to that? I'm in a total asshole position here, cuz if i go, it'll be way weird for me cuz she doesnt even say a word to me. If I don't go, i'm an asshole too cuz i skipped out on her birthday dinner (and she basically took me out for mine when it was my birthday in the summer). Wow, i'm really not in the mood for this bullshit and it's getting to me. I got other shit going on right now and I really don't need this.

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Originally posted by StanVoid Update time: My roomate is seriously dramatic. The other one is cool, she's talking to me. But the first one doesn't even wanna talk to me. WTF. I apologized to her yesterday - didn't get a word back. Ok. Sent her a text today, no reply. Ok. Thing is - it's her birthday today, and she invited me to come along weeks ago. It'll be a dinner thing with her friends. But now that this shit happened, and she doesn't even wanna talk to me - how the fuck am i supposed to go to that? I'm in a total asshole position here, cuz if i go, it'll be way weird for me cuz she doesnt even say a word to me. If I don't go, i'm an asshole too cuz i skipped out on her birthday dinner (and she basically took me out for mine when it was my birthday in the summer). Wow, i'm really not in the mood for this bullshit and it's getting to me. I got other shit going on right now and I really don't need this.

I would get her 2 dozen roses with a nice note saying how much of an asshole u feel like & how much her friendship means to u. Plus stress that u feel like a double shit cause this happened so close to her b-day. When her friends hear about it at dinner they will be like "ahhhhh, hes such a good friend, he just made a mistake" & tell her to call u.

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here's what you do...

go to the store and buy about 10 packs of midol and put them in a shoe box and wrap it up in wrapping paper.

go to the party. give her the present and demand she open it in front of everyone.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by StanVoid Update time: My roomate is seriously dramatic. The other one is cool, she's talking to me. But the first one doesn't even wanna talk to me. WTF. I apologized to her yesterday - didn't get a word back. Ok. Sent her a text today, no reply. Ok. Thing is - it's her birthday today, and she invited me to come along weeks ago. It'll be a dinner thing with her friends. But now that this shit happened, and she doesn't even wanna talk to me - how the fuck am i supposed to go to that? I'm in a total asshole position here, cuz if i go, it'll be way weird for me cuz she doesnt even say a word to me. If I don't go, i'm an asshole too cuz i skipped out on her birthday dinner (and she basically took me out for mine when it was my birthday in the summer). Wow, i'm really not in the mood for this bullshit and it's getting to me. I got other shit going on right now and I really don't need this.

dont go and tell her why u didnt go. its better than being there and not being wanted.

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Originally posted by StanVoid So my roomate is FREAKING OUT on the phone, yelling at me, telling me not to ever fucking do it again, how it was real scary, all that.

I love it how Americans don't overreact.

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Originally posted by jonSun I would get her 2 dozen roses with a nice note saying how much of an asshole u feel like & how much her friendship means to u. Plus stress that u feel like a double shit cause this happened so close to her b-day. When her friends hear about it at dinner they will be like "ahhhhh, hes such a good friend, he just made a mistake" & tell her to call u.

i'm not about to do that. Sorry, but this fuckup wasn't such a big deal and she's just using this perfect timing to dramatize things as far as she possibly can. Getting her roses and note cards will just let her know her plan is working and that she's effectively making me feel like shit. A person that does this type of stuff is only likely to fuel and feed off all the nice apologetic gestures, wanting more and more drama.

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Stan Void - Montavo / A Moment's Definition [ Somatic Sense Vision ]

Go to her birthday dinner and give her a tight slap in front of everybody. Both of you win. You go to her party, and she gets more drama.

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butth4x her, this way she will be grateful the next time someone else comes home instead of you, because you are clearly more dangerous.

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Originally posted by Omega_M Go to her birthday dinner and give her a tight slap in front of everybody. Both of you win. You go to her party, and she gets more drama.

no. my suggestion was better.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by StanVoid i'm not about to do that. Sorry, but this fuckup wasn't such a big deal and she's just using this perfect timing to dramatize things as far as she possibly can. Getting her roses and note cards will just let her know her plan is working and that she's effectively making me feel like shit. A person that does this type of stuff is only likely to fuel and feed off all the nice apologetic gestures, wanting more and more drama.

In that case, kick her in the tuna.

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