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Originally posted by DjConfessions /tuck ? so if she is suicidal, the seal on the deal would be wether she had life insurance

your prospects make you very ineligible for husband status..

well you don't have to watch me cum on her face. but giving me the opportunity to do that to someone will get like 10% of the insurance.

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

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Originally posted by DjConfessions well you don't have to watch me cum on her face. but giving me the opportunity to do that to someone will get like 10% of the insurance.

i thought you removed your penis already..

i was really looking forward to having nefews and nieces.

penis and testicles are two different things. watch me cum. it's like that scene with the doctor in Austin Powers/minime
if you want me to cum in her pussy a few times and pop out a few kids, its fine, just as long as she dies before i retire.

edit: and then the kids die too

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/gabriel_and_dresden

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

lol




the only thing that can save your case now is 10000000 dollars