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Originally posted by Vlad 50,000 jews and 3 clowns were taken to Auschwitz.

Why the clowns?

See no one cares about the Jews!

Waka wakka wakka!

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srsly, here's one.

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Originally posted by Trazedict Q. how many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb A. fish

That one made me lol.

My incredible contribution:

So this baby seal walks into a club.

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"I think i'll name my testicles Mysaq. So then I can be like, "wooah woowwho whwowooaaa there Mysaq, it's not a good idea to teabag a tarantula."" - Glade776

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up.

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/SARCASM.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

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Originally posted by [Tro][ho][phy] See. Better.

if vlad hasn't hit on you, that says alot about your looks.
That virgin will chase anything.

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak if vlad hasn't hit on you, that says alot about your looks. That virgin will chase anything.

Dude. You really need a new angle.

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Originally posted by [Tro][ho][phy] Dude. You really need a new angle.

This is his angle.

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Originally posted by dj_bas This is his angle.

Creativity = z3r0

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Originally posted by [Tro][ho][phy] Creativity = z3r0

And? Who the fuck are you to judge?

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Originally posted by dj_bas And? Who the fuck are you to judge?

Dude. You're not the one who is getting a constant barrage of "YOUFUCKINGUGLY" jokes, so STFU.

That's because I've already gotten them, and dished them back out. Have you seen that guy? He's a dirty WOP anyway

Don't stand too close to him, the Crisco seeping out of his pores is known to cause horrible acne.

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Originally posted by dj_bas That's because I've already gotten them, and dished them back out. Have you seen that guy? He's a dirty WOP anyway Don't stand too close to him, the Crisco seeping out of his pores is known to cause horrible acne.

Blurp. I'm a girl. 'Nuff said. Unwarranted comments 'bout teh looks will always get to me a little.

Advice noted. *Skips back a few steps*