LOL. boys bathroom.. Gross!!

Yeah myspace is dumb. Just ask her out. Try to be funny too.

You gotta play it the same way I did with Mrs. Hazard. Just walk up to her and hit her in the head with a large wooden object. If she passes out then she's yours to keep!

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard You gotta play it the same way I did with Mrs. Hazard. Just walk up to her and hit her in the head with a large wooden object. If she passes out then she's yours to keep!

did you drag her to yer cave or what was the deal ? after that

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Originally posted by dj_bas Wow that's so strange. Usually one would just say, "Hi i'm ____". I'm loling at the thought of me going "Hi i'm Bas." "Hi." I would pull a Larry David and make it socially awkward for the both of us.

dude i'm serious. there's been a handful of times when i would be like

"sup, i'm peter, how's it goin?"
"hi peter, nice to meet you"
"..."
"..."

Novelty size candy canes always work well during the holidays.

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Originally posted by RJT Novelty size candy canes always work well during the holidays.

Ah very true. Remember though, novelty size can be both amusingly big or amusingly small. Choose accordingly.

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Originally posted by makija did you drag her to yer cave or what was the deal ? after that

Carried her actually.... didn't want her to be all scuffed up and shit.

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

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Originally posted by dj_bas Ah very true. Remember though, novelty size can be both amusingly big or amusingly small. Choose accordingly.

No, movelty size is amusingly big, "fun sized" is amusingly small... like my penis.

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard Carried her actually.... didn't want her to be all scuffed up and shit.

so thats what im doing wrong god damnit thx !

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Originally posted by makija so thats what im doing wrong god damnit thx !

It's a common rookie mistake.

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

the fact you've had to ask for how to ask her out is pretty much an indication that you lack the social & personal skills she deserves. Send us her myspace & one of us will be nominated to show her a good time, and we'll write to you & send pictures of where you could've been.

how are you in love when you haven't said one word to this chick?

that's what i want to know.

what if she's a complete bitch and breeds rabbits to slaughter them on the weekends... you don't know, you just don't know.