Originally posted by Vitz
Haha, you don't need geniuses to write pornos:
Girl goes at a mechanic
Girl: Can you guys repair my bike?
Guy: Yes
*scene jumps into the girl sucking him*
awesome!! let me try:
Girl goes to the shopping market
Girl: How much for these carrots?
Grocery Guy: three dollars fifty!
Girl: What a fucken rip off! I'm going to do my shopping elsewhere
Grocery Guy: WAIT! Suck on my dick!
Girl slaps guy in face & files lawsuit
Grocery Guy: what a bitch!
*scene jumps to girls brother waiting for grocery guy outside shop with baseball bat*
Crap. I suck at writing porno scripts
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Dec-12-2006 02:59
Fast Turtle
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Registered: Nov 2001
Location: At The Party House HP: 9302
Originally posted by Masonious
you win again dude - and nice move shoving the whole i figured out how to order pizza thing in my face. i tried that 4 and a half months ago and woke up with a Taiwanese transvestite but to Ygrene it's just, "anoother day in the life, noooo biggieee".
Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
awesome!! let me try:
Girl goes to the shopping market
Girl: How much for these carrots?
Grocery Guy: three dollars fifty!
Girl: What a fucken rip off! I'm going to do my shopping elsewhere
Grocery Guy: WAIT! Suck on my dick!
Girl slaps guy in face & files lawsuit
Grocery Guy: what a bitch!
*scene jumps to girls brother waiting for grocery guy outside shop with baseball bat*
Crap. I suck at writing porno scripts
LOL! Well I don't know about you, but I certainly popped a boner.
Originally posted by jdat
uh you ain't giving enough description to show you know the proper formatting techniques now
I'm working on eventually doing some short movies.
it's hard to format on here...and that was a half assed "script" lol.
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Originally posted by inconspicuous
AndreaCKY772. just. so. dumb.
Dec-13-2006 19:25
Slylee
love lockdown
Registered: May 2001
Location: Hollywood, FL
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Originally posted by jennypie
Damn, I need to get on craigslist! Hahahaha...I would seriously have so much fun doing that shit, lol. I'm sick.
wow. this news is shocking to me. i mean, you have such a high moral standard and live by such a strict ethical code. surely you're joking right?
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Originally posted by notelfreak
man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone