I like the brunette one better.

By the third picture, I wanted to punch her right in the tongue.

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My take on Sir Mix A Lot's "Baby got back"

With your very own Sir EMC^2 "Baby got rack". Yo yo yo! Check it out!
Oh my god
Becky, look at that slut!
Her cans are so big!
She looks like one of those asstraffic bimbos
Who understands those bukkake fiends anyway?
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute
I mean her butt
It's just so tight!
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so drunk!

tututu di tututudidu tututu di tututudidu tututu di tututudidu tu...

I like young sluts and I cannot lie
You other faggorz can't deny
That when a ho walks in with a low-cut jeans riding on her waist
And round twins in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that twat was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring

Oh, baby I wanna get witcha
And take yo topless pictarz
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that twat you got
Mame me sooo horny

Ohh stacks of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my pants?
Well use me, use me - coz you ain't that average pu$$y

I've seen them puppies dancin'
To hell with wearing panties
She's stacked, wet, and my hummer goin' like a turbo jet

I'm tired of news and things
All dissing sluts in bling
Take average live man and ask him that
She gotta expose her rack

So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Do you wanna bang some slut? (hell yeah)
Well take it, take it, take that shit off slut
Baby got rack!

I like'em lose and bi
And when I'm walking right by
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you two home
And UH, double up UH UH
I ain't talkin' 'bout posin'
You eatin and suckin and juicin'
So get your twin-like double
Sir EMC's in trouble
Wanting to bukkake your double D's

So I'm lookin' at myspace videos
stupid ass bimbo teasin like hoes
You can have them bimbo's
I'll keep pimpin' my bitches like pimp-o

A word to them young bi bimbos:
I wanna get witcha
I won't fart or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna
Bukkake you all night long
Babies got it goin' on
A lot of squares won't like this song
Cuz them fagz pretend to hit and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even ghey boys got to shout
Baby got rack!

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
TA ain't got nothin to do with my selection
38DD-20-36
Only if she's 5'9"

So your girlfriend rides a dildo
Playin' porno back on TiVo
But TiVo ain't got remote for your dildo
My anaconda don't want none unless you swallow spunk, hun

You can flash your bra or panties but please don't stop at that
Some preppies wanna talk about "morals"
And tell you that sluts ain't gold
So they diss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it

So papers says you're slut
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your pants are off and your tits are stickin
And I'm thinking 'bout lickin'
To the bi-loving dames who can't hold their drink:
Babe, you're sexy thing!

Give me two sisters I can't resist em'
Incest and lesbo sex didn't miss 'em
Some peckherhead tried to diss
But these girls are on my list
He had camera and chose to just take some pics
But I pulled up quick waving dick
So ladies if you're lose and ain't proud
And ya wanna threesome with this clown
Dial 1-800-EM's SLUT
Or PM them nasty thoughts

Baby got RACK!


w3rd!

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quote:

No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

it is niiiice?

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Found Atlantis - Mixography [mix archive/mokumentary/my soul]?
i writed a song.

quote:

Originally posted by KilldaDJ it is niiiice?

Sexxy time, High- five!!!

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quote:

No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

Drunk hoebags - three of them!

is this a win for terrorists?

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/gabriel_and_dresden

quote:

...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

scratch that!
it works now, and she looks like a slut anyways! actting that trashing and havin a crown at one point! I am glad she got it taken away from here - she deserves it! I don't care how much she dranks she looks like a scank!

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DALLAS STAR ™ °¤§£¤y°

Treat people as if they are what they ought to be and you may help them to become what they are capable of being.

damn....she's hot...


niicccceeeeeee

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Arpi - Somewhere Else (Stan Void Remix ) [ Neuroscience ] (Out Now)
Forerunners - Dragonfly (Stan Void Remix ) [ Solaris ] (Out Soon)
Stan Void - Transience [ Solaris ] (Out December 2008)
Stan Void - When You Know / Come Play [ Real Music ]
Stan Void - Montavo / A Moment's Definition [ Somatic Sense Vision ]

Great pics. Skank or no skank, I think she is the perfect girl to represent Nevada.

lol

quote:

Originally posted by Caela #3. is it that our generation is desensitized? if i see two chicks kissing at a party, i'm lik oh, ok whatever, let me join in. it doesn't make the news though. what she did isn't realllllyyy that big of a deal for normal people (i mean maybe doing it in the middle of a bar is a bit high profile), but i think it's pretty normal behavior for 18-25 year old girls.

WTF, sorry but that is not normal behaviour. That is attention whoring, severe issues - most likly with self-esteem and self-image, and a poor understanding of respect for yourself, and others.

I personally think these "pageants" are total garbage period.