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Originally posted by EXTREMUM Mmm, yes - you have a lot of tucking to do, indeed...

LOL!a bit bigger then these guys

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Treat people as if they are what they ought to be and you may help them to become what they are capable of being.

I just checked and they are bigger then my hands!

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DALLAS STAR ™ °¤§£¤y°

Treat people as if they are what they ought to be and you may help them to become what they are capable of being.

yes this kind of situations sucks, i hate it when im riding a bus and i get a boner from nowhere, it's uncomfortable

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Originally posted by EXTREMUM I still get random erections, and I'm 30. They're so hard, it can cut diamonds!

so you're saying your boner is harder than the hardest metal known to man?

bas, back me up on this one

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they called N.R.B.'s

no reason boners lol

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Great vibes at wave house this afternoon, but not sure what dahlback played that cheesy god awful music after me, didnt even know i was on the same gig as these guys!! lol ... seriously what the hell is that sound!! eeeekkkk

-Steve Lawler

i get them at work somtimes when i'm still sleepy..they go away but the lift duck as described above is by far the best way to hide it.

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Originally posted by CONNERMAN2000 its even harder when you have a boner and you are jacking off said boner and THEN you have to conceal it. happened to me when I felt a quick fap was necessary when all of a sudden the cable guy came when he actually said he would. not only that, but i was also wearing those athletic pants that make ridiculous amounts of noise when you walk around....so hiding it was impossible. literally. i walked to my front door at an angle, and when i let the cable guy in, im 100% sure my boner nailed his belt buckle when we were both turning the same way.

but how do you guys know that NRB's aren't a turnon for the opposite sex? is it not equivalent to nips protruding from our sweaters?

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inner city - say something

Thump ur wiener with a finger, and it'll go down.

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Originally posted by lexxwolfen thank god i dont have a penis if i did, i'd probably have to use the lift and tuck method 50 times a day

It does have its advantages.

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meh
just pretend you're scratching your balls and don't give a shit who sees
after like .5 seconds, anyone who noticed will have looked away, and you're free to perform whatever method you choose

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