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Originally posted by Ian you've only got one song, got one song. we have lots. eg You Can Sing Sod All (To the tune of ‘Wonderwall’) Today is gonna be the day that we're gonna sing a song for you. By now you should've somehow realized that's what we're here to do. And I don't believe that anybody sings as bad as you. AUSSIE CONVICTS Backbeat, the word is on the street that you can't even write a song I'm sure, you've heard it all before, but c'mon Aussies prove us wrong 'Cos I don't believe that anybody's quite as thick as you AUSSIE CONVICTS The "oh aah" song you sing for Glenn is so sad And "Warney Warney Warney" is just as bad There are many songs that I would like to hear from you But you don't know how, (don't know how) 'Cos maybe, (maybe) you'll never find a song to play me, (play me) 'Cos after all, YOU CAN SING SOD ALL! Ball and Chain There is a house in New Orleans, They call the Rising Sun It's been the ruin of many a poor boy, oh Lord I know I'm one One foot on the platform, one foot on the train I'm going back to New Orleans, to my ball and chain 1,2, Ball and Chain! Ball and Chain! We came here with Backpacks you with Ball and Chain Ball and Chain! Ball and Chain! We came here with Backpacks you with Ball and Chain. Convict Colony (To the tune of "Yellow Submarine") In the town where I was born, there lived a man who was a thief And he told me of his life, stealing bread and shagging sheep. So they put him in the nick, and then a magistrate he went to see He said "put him on a ship, to the convict colony" You all live in a convict colony, a convict colony, a convict colony You all live in a convict colony, a convict colony, a convict colony Ponting is the captain Of the Aussie cricket team But once the match is over He is a gay drag queen Ponting’s special friend Is a man called Glenn McGrath You’ll see them holding hands At the Sydney Mardi Gras

but the convict colony is a nicer place

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Originally posted by Arbiter You're impressively stupid, that's for sure. I'd give you advice, but I cannot in good conscience take any action which could potentially increase the odds that you'll reproduce. I'm sorry.

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Originally posted by Ian you've only got one song, got one song. we have lots. eg You Can Sing Sod All (To the tune of ‘Wonderwall’) Today is gonna be the day that we're gonna sing a song for you. By now you should've somehow realized that's what we're here to do. And I don't believe that anybody sings as bad as you. AUSSIE CONVICTS Backbeat, the word is on the street that you can't even write a song I'm sure, you've heard it all before, but c'mon Aussies prove us wrong 'Cos I don't believe that anybody's quite as thick as you AUSSIE CONVICTS The "oh aah" song you sing for Glenn is so sad And "Warney Warney Warney" is just as bad There are many songs that I would like to hear from you But you don't know how, (don't know how) 'Cos maybe, (maybe) you'll never find a song to play me, (play me) 'Cos after all, YOU CAN SING SOD ALL! Ball and Chain There is a house in New Orleans, They call the Rising Sun It's been the ruin of many a poor boy, oh Lord I know I'm one One foot on the platform, one foot on the train I'm going back to New Orleans, to my ball and chain 1,2, Ball and Chain! Ball and Chain! We came here with Backpacks you with Ball and Chain Ball and Chain! Ball and Chain! We came here with Backpacks you with Ball and Chain. Convict Colony (To the tune of "Yellow Submarine") In the town where I was born, there lived a man who was a thief And he told me of his life, stealing bread and shagging sheep. So they put him in the nick, and then a magistrate he went to see He said "put him on a ship, to the convict colony" You all live in a convict colony, a convict colony, a convict colony You all live in a convict colony, a convict colony, a convict colony Ponting is the captain Of the Aussie cricket team But once the match is over He is a gay drag queen Ponting’s special friend Is a man called Glenn McGrath You’ll see them holding hands At the Sydney Mardi Gras

Awesome, good find

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Originally posted by LiveTheDream but the convict colony is a nicer place

Well....yeah. Surely this isn't new info?

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Originally posted by BTG aka the middle east

ummm ok....

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i rather visit australia lol

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Originally posted by D.Edge ICC Test Cricket teams: Australia South Africa Pakistan New Zealand Sri Lanka India West Indies England Bangladesh Zimbabwe Middle East:

Exactly what i was thinking.

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Originally posted by Jackson Exactly what i was thinking.

Well according to wikipedia the international cricket councal is based in the middle east along with a stadium that hosted more international games than any other. so if it takes some american kid and american website (wikipedia) to point out that you dont know what you are talking about with cricket then so be it.

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Originally posted by Sweet Death Well according to wikipedia the international cricket councal is based in the middle east along with a stadium that hosted more international games than any other. so if it takes some american kid and american website (wikipedia) to point out that you dont know what you are talking about with cricket then so be it.

Well according to your post count and join date your a n00b.
And according to your Avatar and Sig your an Emo...

So according to me me you should just STFU.


EDIT: Where are my manners....

Have a nice Day

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Originally posted by Jackson Well according to your post count and join date your a n00b. And according to your Avatar and Sig your an Emo... So according to me me you should just STFU. EDIT: Where are my manners.... Have a nice Day

i dont even think you know what emo is lol

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Originally posted by lex400sc

this guy is deffo talanted!!!

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ermmm ummmmm ermmmmmmm....

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Originally posted by Sweet Death Well according to wikipedia the international cricket councal is based in the middle east along with a stadium that hosted more international games than any other. so if it takes some american kid and american website (wikipedia) to point out that you dont know what you are talking about with cricket then so be it.

the ICC is based in Dubai because of taxation reasons, no other. They moved there from London a couple of years ago.

And the stadium (I'm guessing you mean) is Sharjah, which has hosted a grand total of.............. 3(?) tests, no major tournaments so is hardly a major stadium.
Not to mention there are no Middle Eastern test teams
And the only reason Sharjah has hosted so many ODI's (which aren't really *that* important) is because Sharjah was the only stadium in the region suitable to host it so it hosted all the matches. In other cricketing countries there are multiple suitable grounds so the matches are shared around rather than being concentrated in one stadium.

And just out of interest I looked up the MCG, which has hosted about 220 matches, so your sweeping statement of it hgaving hosted "the most matches of any stadium" is also wrong.

And then when you look at the number of member nations in the Middle East, you can clearly see they are somewhat outnumbered

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Last edited by Trance Nutter on Jan-08-2007 at 09:20

Course, the fun thing about Wikipedia is anyone can edit it.
Would be amusing to tell the world the ICC is based in Mongolia or something and see if anyone believes it
Have all these tourists bumbling around the steppes looking for the Don Bradman gladiator pit of cricket where they used to feed children to marmosets in the 1500's

at lex400sc pictures and Ian's songs.

Australians what a lovely lot!

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