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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ Spice things up by walking from the shower to the bedroom naked, pooping with the door open, wax your underarms, buy her a big dog, watch gay porn with her, have a party & lock her out of the house, become a drunk, invite grandma to stay for a few months, wash your feet in the kitchen sink, invite her into your room for a 10 Oclock meeting and then tell her off for being late, turn the television over to the cartoon network everytime she wants to watch a soap opera, staple sardine to the underside of her bed frame, phone her up to tell her that you are wearing her panties by mistake, when you are introduced to her boyfriend say "a bit of competition is healthy", if she accidently farts in your company pretend to enjoy the aroma and start snorting the air

OMFG

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Originally posted by jennypie Holy fuck man, that's what Parkinson's must look like on TA.

lolz!!!

Anyway... it really depends on your roommate. If you both can get along pretty fine it will be ok, but make sure you don't do the usual mistake... don't sleep with her no matter what. Things can go pretty messy... I still haven't heard a single story when it has ended up fine after they both sleep together, it just doesn't happen. Even if she has a boyfriend, trust me on this, once alcohol kicks in you never know whats gonna happen.

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ extra unofficial room mates really do suck. That's going to be your biggest issue

This is true. My last roommates girlfriend would stay over A LOT. It was driving me crazy. I'd wake up, she'd be there (everyone else had gone to work). I'd come home from work (pretty late sometimes) and she was STILL there! I'd open the fridge and, "oh look new snacks!" *eat eat eat*...roommate comes out "oooh boy...those were J's, you shouldn't have done that". Done what? EAT FOOD IN MY OWN APARTMENT?!

Fucking whore.

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Originally posted by Marc Summers or become fuck buddies

I shag my tenant every once in a while and I can still go out and have sex with other people. Or bring other girls back to the flat. It's pretty good.

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Pets complicate things too.

NEVER, ever, EVER let one of her friends crash on your couch "temporarily".

And, always put the seat down.

You'll be all set unless she's a psycho bitch.

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Originally posted by Caela I, think, it's, better, if, she, is, single, too, (aside, from, obvious, reasons). The, drama, that, accompanies, some, couples, is, a, pain, in, the, ass, to, live, with. Especially, if, the, boyfriend, spends, most, of, the, time, at, your, apartment. It's, never, fun, having, an, extra, unofficial, roomate.

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I DO NOT TYPE LIKE THAT!

As for Jennypie, my sentence structure is just fine. Nonetheless, you've been too fixated with the way I type, lately. Get a grip.

The best thing about having a roommate is that, if you murder them, you get straight A's.

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Originally posted by Ygrene The best thing about having a roommate is that, if you murder them, you get straight A's.

I graduated from college, in '99. My roommate works for the FBI. Plus, her bf/hubby/whatever is a County Police Officer. I feel safe, already...

PS - she just emailed the application and floorplans to me.

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ Spice things up by walking from the shower to the bedroom naked, pooping with the door open, wax your underarms, buy her a big dog, watch gay porn with her, have a party & lock her out of the house, become a drunk, invite grandma to stay for a few months, wash your feet in the kitchen sink, invite her into your room for a 10 Oclock meeting and then tell her off for being late, turn the television over to the cartoon network everytime she wants to watch a soap opera, staple sardine to the underside of her bed frame, phone her up to tell her that you are wearing her panties by mistake, when you are introduced to her boyfriend say "a bit of competition is healthy", if she accidently farts in your company pretend to enjoy the aroma and start snorting the air

Also, buy a mannequin, sit it at the dinner table with you, and have conversations with it. When questioned, act like you haven't said anything at all and say, "What mannequin?"

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Originally posted by EXTREMUM I graduated from college, in '99. Plus, my roommate works for the FBI. Plus, her bf/hubby/whatever is a County Police Officer.

Ok, have fun when she murders YOU for straight A's then.

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