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Originally posted by farkhad yes, you are (a n00b) am I gonna fuck my lady boss some day???

no.

am i gonna fuck my really hot head of graphic design lady at work?

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Originally posted by Aristronica no. am i gonna fuck my really hot head of graphic design lady at work?

No. (because you called her a "lady")


Does this ava make me look fat?

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Originally posted by Ed G No. (because you called her a "lady") Does this ava make me look fat?

no just young.

So if I didn't call her a lady I would?

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Originally posted by Aristronica no just young. So if I didn't call her a lady I would?

I'll bet you say that to all the n00bs.

If you didn't think of her as a lady you would.



Will I fuck my girlfriend tonight?

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Originally posted by Ed G I'll bet you say that to all the n00bs. If you didn't think of her as a lady you would. Will I fuck my girlfriend tonight?

if you have to ask. then no.

What should i call the supposed lady-no-more?

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Originally posted by Aristronica if you have to ask. then no. What should i call the supposed lady-no-more?

Girl, chick, babe, hottie, whore, late for dinner, anything but lady.


Will I whack it this afternoon?

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Originally posted by Ed G Girl, chick, babe, hottie, whore, late for dinner, anything but lady. Will I whack it this afternoon?

rofl! once again. if you have to ask...

Ok, will I get it on with that hot milf in graphic design?

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Originally posted by Aristronica rofl! once again. if you have to ask... Ok, will I get it on with that hot milf in graphic design?

-Abso-fuckin-lutely.


I am I whacking it now?

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Originally posted by Ed G -Abso-fuckin-lutely. Am I whacking it now?

fix'd and most likely.

I just farted, what do I do to cover it up so the woman in the next cubicle doesn't smell it?

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Originally posted by Aristronica fix'd and most likely. I just farted, what do I do to cover it up so the woman in the next cubicle doesn't smell it?

-Belch, and loudly exclaim that you had a shitty breakfast.


Where can I get a splash-guard for my pooter?

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Originally posted by Ed G -Belch, and loudly exclaim that you had a shitty breakfast. Where can I get a splash-guard for my pooter?

Splash Guards are for n00bs stop fapping it to p0rn on the interweb.



Which leads me to my question:


Q: Best advice you can give a chronic masterbator?

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Originally posted by Space_Marine Splash Guards are for n00bs stop fapping it to p0rn on the interweb. Which leads me to my question: Q: Best advice you can give a chronic masterbator?

Switch hands.


How can I hook up with the laaaaydeees on htis forum?

Allllriiiight.

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