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Originally posted by Dj Smitty20 girls don't take shits. They just don't.

...they 'drop the kids off at the pool'

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Originally posted by zokissima +1

+2

I think my #2 trips last avg 20 mins, and more.

A good book is good entertainment

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Originally posted by chinamon not true. i say "ugh" but i am a tranny.

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Originally posted by kotsy lol colour me retarded

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Originally posted by ilovemeinc OK. I guess because it is a Monday, and after a weekend of socializing with many open minded people. I am wondering, would a person consider venturing into the washroom to do a #2 with u on msn....Literally sitting there, shitting and surfing... HEY if u sign up today! u will receive, free of charge, toilet seat desk attachment! Surfing made easy!

lol!
that's would go well in my new bathroom!

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Originally posted by EvilTree +2 I think my #2 trips last avg 20 mins, and more. A good book is good entertainment

20 minutes??

I don't have time for that..

5 minutes..MAX!

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Originally posted by jennypie Bahahahaha! My friend that you met (name withheld) always calls me when she's on the toilet. It usually goes something like: Me: Yo, what's up? Her: Unnnnnnnnghhmmmmphungh! Me: Are you taking a crap?? Her: Yuphmmmmmmmphgrrmph. *plop* Me: Aight, call me later. Her: K bye. Now THAT's friendship.

LMAO!!! wow that just made my day lol

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Originally posted by jennypie Why not? I talk on the phone with some of my friends when I'm shitting. In fact I've called my friends while on the toilet, just BECAUSE I was shitting, lol.

+ 1

I have my most creative moments whilst plopping the brown one. It's also a known fact that 2pac wrote most of his lyrics while he shat. Come to think of it, if I were shitting 24/7 - my productivity would be through the roof. Text messaging, phone conversations, sketching, listening to tunes, and reading are on my 2-do list.

Pretty much the only things I wouldn't do when dropping the deuce would be eating or having sex.

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Originally posted by Jeff Button Pretty much the only thing I wouldn't do when dropping the deuce would be having sex

Blumpies FTW

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Originally posted by Cuzo waste of money, unless work pays or if you have free WiFi.

LOL, ok my pocket pc?

I love mine, it allows me to do so much in a such a small package. It basically replaced a laptop for me.

a $10 cup of Civet cat coffee would be a perfect accompaniment.

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Originally posted by Abercrombie a $10 cup of Civet cat coffee would be a perfect accompaniment.

You just can't get over that, eh? lol

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Originally posted by chinamon not true. i say "ugh" but i am a tranny.

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Originally posted by kotsy lol colour me retarded