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Originally posted by jdat This ain't a jab at you, it's just this whole passive "militantism" is pissing me off

Well, good, cause I started the dissertation in July.

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Originally posted by dj_bas Get her a nice pink sock for her birthday.

Let's be honest here. Just get her a dick in a box.

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Originally posted by Bidor how about a nice silver watch? its something she will need every day, and everytime she looks at it, it will remember her about you.

http://www.countycomm.com/sar-d.htm

"Mil" spec type watch for a cheap price too and comparable to a Rolex Submariner

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Originally posted by Lebezniatnikov Let's be honest here. Just get her a dick in a box.

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Originally posted by dj_bas

Christmas, Kwanzaa, 21st Birthday, Veteran's Day... one gift fits all!

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just make sure the stones are kosher

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insignificant cor member alliance

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Originally posted by Lebezniatnikov Christmas, Kwanzaa, 21st Birthday, Veteran's Day... one gift fits all!

Tuesday at the grocery store, Wednesday at the parents house, dick in a box.

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paracord bracelet!

Will survive a 16000 feet drop, nuclear war, and can be made with a personal touch.

She already has a nice fossil watch...

Looks like number 4 is winning so far.

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Or how about something you didn't win from a carnival game?

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Originally posted by Sweet Death AKA (Penis Breath) Or how about something you didn't win from a carnival game?

You talking to me?

A $600 bracelet isn't really something you win in a fairground

EDIT: Just realised you were 14...thought i'd give you a heads up that girls dont really have cooties.

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Originally posted by Jackson You talking to me? A $600 bracelet isn't really something you win in a fairground EDIT: Just realised you were 14...thought i'd give you a heads up that girls dont really have cooties.

How much does it hurt that I am 14 and still making you look like a fool?

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