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Originally posted by Moral Hazard I once had sex with a woman who started to cry as soon as I penetrated her... just kind of sobbing. So I stopped. She told me to keep going... so I did, she kept crying... so I stopped. Again she told me to keep going. She cried the whole time... totally ruined it.

my ex ex ex ex i think gf did the same thing.. i stoped i couldnt deal with it.. went home fapped she dumped me a week later saying it was cuz i wouldnt have sex with her... i was like well i tried.

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Hahaha that sucks craig!

And of COURSE I love dirty talk! It’s pretty much like foreplay for me. But not cheesy dirty talk…gotta be smooth.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard I once had sex with a woman who started to cry as soon as I penetrated her... just kind of sobbing. So I stopped. She told me to keep going... so I did, she kept crying... so I stopped. Again she told me to keep going. She cried the whole time... totally ruined it.

I experienced the same thing while losing my virginity, except it wasn't crying, it was more extreme/gore/rough/snuff shit-moaning

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Originally posted by Slylee But not cheesy dirty talk…gotta be smooth.

Guy: "Oh my darling Jamie, I shall thrust my throbbing passion wand into your quivering femininity"
Jamie: "YES! fill me, fill me completely with the entierty of your manhood! Make me feel as spandex does on a morbidly obese woman in West Virgina"

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard Guy: "Oh my darling Jamie, I shall thrust my throbbing passion wand into your quivering femininity" Jamie: "YES! fill me, fill me completely with the entierty of your manhood! Make me feel as spandex does on a morbidly obese woman in West Virgina"

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Originally posted by mellow_head I experienced the same thing while losing my virginity, except it wasn't crying, it was more extreme/gore/rough/snuff shit-moaning

I'm not sure that's quite the same thing... although it would likely be rather unnerving for one's first time outta the gate... or into the gate, if you will.

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard Guy: "Oh my darling Jamie, I shall thrust my throbbing passion wand into your quivering femininity" Jamie: "YES! fill me, fill me completely with the entierty of your manhood! Make me feel as spandex does on a morbidly obese woman in West Virgina"

hahaha


easy there shakespeare lol

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee hahaha easy there shakespeare lol

I got you wet, didn't I?

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

I'm currently mobbing the floor

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negative ghostrider

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard Guy: "Oh my darling Jamie, I shall thrust my throbbing passion wand into your quivering femininity" Jamie: "YES! fill me, fill me completely with the entierty of your manhood! Make me feel as spandex does on a morbidly obese woman in West Virgina"

thats hot

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