Not typical funny but the last phrase is so true about parents and the perception they have of their kids

Code 46 - Tim Robbins & Samantha Morton
They are discussing about something illegal she did. He was there to investigate the matter and found out it was her but ended up blaming someone else.
They start talking about his kid.

Speaking of Monty Python...

...disgusting but hilarious.

quote:

Originally posted by st3nc from anchorman: Ron Burgundy: Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina. Veronica Corningstone: No, there's no way that's correct. Ron Burgundy: I'm sorry, I was trying to impress you. I don't know what it means. I'll be honest, I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago. Veronica Corningstone: Doesn't it mean Saint Diego? Ron Burgundy: No. No. Veronica Corningstone: No, that's - that's what it means. Really. Ron Burgundy: Agree to disagree.

hahaha i forgot about this movie...so many great lines

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"The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!" - homer

when ben stiller meets that 15 year old kid in meet the fockers lol.