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Originally posted by SuspicionVandit i don't wash hands after i masturbate.

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when i'm all dolled up to go out and feelin' frisky...



otherwise on normal days i usually just smell like a combination of my body wash and lotion.

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Michael Kors Homme

Issey Miyake Blu

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

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Originally posted by RJT

at night i whack off onto the Zest soap bar i use in the morning. overnight, the semen combines molecules in the soap, then i use the soap in the morning. I get the Zest smell, with the semen pheromones to make women think i'm a MAN's MAN

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Originally posted by RJT Perfume is for girls and fags.

whats ironic about this is i have been told by a girl that its much more attractive when a guy wears cologne. not necessarily every day or anything but these girls all agreed that it makes a guy more attractive.

back on topic: i dont wear it unless im going out. and when i do its

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Originally posted by gehzumteufel whats ironic about this is i have been told by a girl that its much more attractive when a guy wears cologne.

she's gay

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Dolce Gabbana for men



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Originally posted by gehzumteufel whats ironic about this is i have been told by a girl that its much more attractive when a guy wears cologne. not necessarily every day or anything but these girls all agreed that it makes a guy more attractive.

a lot of guys overestimate how much cologne they need to put on, and then they end up smelling like a chemical bath. i think certain colognes can smell very sexy in a subtle way, but if a guy doesn't stink like assholes, what's the point of covering up his natural scent? i think that's much sexier.

and i don't mean "natural" as in armpit sweat... i mean the natural smell of their skin.

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this is my cheap perfume that i use to go to school .. lol

the Dolce Gabanna is for special stuff... like dates

Well, you all know that I am an appliance nerd and that washers/dryers are a way of life for me......soooooooo, that being said, I typically dab a little Tide HE on my circulation points and if I'm really feeling sexy I'll give me self a bit of a rubdown with a Bounce sheet.

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