Spray cologne on him, behind his back obviously, or where he sits without him knowing who did it. Hopefully he'll get the message that people in the office doesn't like how he smells.

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Originally posted by oldschool420 Fair enough, I agree with that in most cases. But in this case, something clearly needs to be said to the guy. Would you prefer all your co-workers speak behind your back about how bad you stink, or have someone tell you so maybe you can fix the problem?

yeah absolutely, somebody has to tell face about the smelly problem,

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Originally posted by Al yeah absolutely, somebody has to tell face about the stink problem,

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Originally posted by Endlesswave Ok I get that. How does that work at hospitals though or if you cut yourself?

I don't know. I don't care, because I don't believe in that.

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Originally posted by jeeper_095

dude - the edit/delete button is on the far right, not on the left.

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Originally posted by Misanthrope noooooo. His argument was based on his belief about how Muslims are forbidden to have any contact with alcohol.

Drinking alcohol and rubbing alcohol (or those used in perfumes and products) are 2 totally different things. COme on....

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start putting on noseplugs when you talk to him...he'll get the idea eventually

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Originally posted by Banelord There is this guy setting next to me, he does not smell good at the best of time, but today man was it bad. It was like he forgot to wipe his ass or something? I had to write an e-mail to my boss to have a private meeting. I told him he must move me now, because I'm getting physical sick from the stink. So my boss and I had to brainstorm a way for everyone to save face. The question how would you tell someone they stink?

bahahahhaha that's so cold!

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Originally posted by Lightshow start putting on noseplugs when you talk to him...he'll get the idea eventually

nice

I would talk to my boss about it and mention that his physical smell is distracting, disgusting and causing you not to perform well at work. Most workplaces nowadays have a no scent policy and if you even so much as have any kind of perfume or cologne on they are breathing down your neck. What is wrong with speaking up when someone smells like smelly ass crack?
If that doesn't work find out when the guys birthday is and get him a set with shower gel, deoderant and cologne!

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Originally posted by Banelord It was like he forgot to wipe his ass or something?

My fave part! Can't stop laughing!

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Originally posted by jeeper_095 the religious belief excuse is getting kind of old; how about getting with the system and adopt morally acceptable principles.

what's wrong with this statement!






But yeah, I absolutely dislike smelly people...especially at work, where you have to remain professional and political about things like that. I'm lucky that at my workplace the people who directly work around me are fairly easy going, and if this were the case at my workplace I'd be able to straight up tell them that they smelled like ass.

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