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Originally posted by Frenchie CTS

GTFO!

Um, no?
*scratches balls*

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Originally posted by Frenchie Um, no? *scratches balls*

Hehe. Stop that. It tickles.

A granny walks into a bar and asks for a soda. The Bar looks at the granny curiously for a minute before saying "hey, fuck off you old piece of shit". The granny was shocked, but persistant in getting her soda so asks again "Can I please have a soda, I am really thursty". The bar tender pulls out his shotgun and yells "Look you stupid old granny, if you dont get the fuck out of my bar I am going to shoot you in the head". The granny does not leave, instead she asks for the soda again "please kind sir, I would really like a soda. I have been walking all day, my legs are tired and I am really thursty". The bar man jumps onto the counter, kicks a glass off the bar and points the gun at the grannies head "Fuck you & your funny try hard shit" *BAM, BAM BAM BAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAM BAM* "I told you to get the fuck out of my bar you stupid old piece of shit. There was never going to be a funny in this bar and there never will be!". The bar man then proceeds to pull out a mop to clean up the blood.

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ A granny walks into a bar and asks for a soda. The Bar looks at the granny curiously for a minute before saying "hey, fuck off you old piece of shit". The granny was shocked, but persistant in getting her soda so asks again "Can I please have a soda, I am really thursty". The bar tender pulls out his shotgun and yells "Look you stupid old granny, if you dont get the fuck out of my bar I am going to shoot you in the head". The granny does not leave, instead she asks for the soda again "please kind sir, I would really like a soda. I have been walking all day, my legs are tired and I am really thursty". The bar man jumps onto the counter, kicks a glass off the bar and points the gun at the grannies head "Fuck you & your funny try hard shit" *BAM, BAM BAM BAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAM BAM* "I told you to get the fuck out of my bar you stupid old piece of shit. There was never going to be a funny in this bar and there never will be!". The bar man then proceeds to pull out a mop to clean up the blood.

Comedy gold.

Careful, though. Carlos Mencia might be lurking nearby.

Tim Hardaway walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.The barman goes,"Cool, where did you get him!". The parrot replies,"Africa"