pfft all women want me. on a deserted island pfft give me break

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Originally posted by Caela girl mouth > fish vag. /thread.

No, see, when girls have mouths, they tend to speak out of them.

That's the problem.

If I'm alone on a desert island, I want some fucking peace and quiet - I don't want to hear about how your fish-friend got a new purse or how, like, life under the seas is just so unfair. At least with the fish for a head, it just sort of looks at you and says things like "....glub....," which, I dunno about you, I am quite fit to ignore.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On

....glub....

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On No, see, when girls have mouths, they tend to speak out of them.

I hope your mum kicks your arse for that.

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Originally posted by Lilith I hope your mum kicks your arse for that.

Would knowing that my mother figure kicked the hell out of me make you go any softer on me?

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Nope, she did a bad job of it, the beatings where not up to the usual standard of correct child rearing!

A - Mermaid

Mouth, boobs, presumeably a pooper somewhere down there. And it can talk in the event that you get lonely.

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Originally posted by Caela DEFINITELY the mermaid...other than obvious reasons, it gets lonely on an island...good to have someone to talk to

heh that's exactly why I'd take the fish. the woman wouldn't stop bitching and telling you to make that raft already. remember it isn't rape if they don't say no..

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Well I suppose I will have to find beatings from an external source if my mother didn't do an adequate job of it...

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Originally posted by Taranis A - Mermaid Mouth, boobs, presumeably a pooper somewhere down there. And it can talk in the event that you get lonely.

So all those other parts are for eating, nourishing young and expelling waste, respectively? Your mentioning of them doesn't have anything to do with coping with your loneliness?

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can i get both halves fish ? I'd deep throat it

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So all those other parts are for eating, nourishing young and expelling waste, respectively? Your mentioning of them doesn't have anything to do with coping with your loneliness?

No, they're for coping with horniness (pretty sure that's not a word, but oh well).

me : I SHOW U SEXY TIME???

mermaid : ???


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