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Originally posted by all-nite-freak but you kept her for 2 months...pffft lady boy settle for generic punani real man like tiger and find much prey wax on wax off you be waxing alot i guessin bo-selekta

We didnt see each other that often... the first time it was ok at best, I figured the second time around it would be better - of course it wasnt, it was 10 times worse... after that she was officially C-U-T!!

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

ahahahahhahahaahaha.


I don't know why I am laughing...but I am. Not at you, just the thread in general.

is it possible you were the one that sucked?
i mean its possible, you're jewish

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak i mean its possible, you're jewish

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak is it possible you were the one that sucked? i mean its possible, you're jewish

I feel semi hurt here!

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak is it possible you were the one that sucked? i mean its possible, you're jewish

Who's fault is it that she couldnt get me hard no matter what she did?

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

Im glad that everyone is getting a nice laugh from my pain.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

You started it by mentioning it. Open call for bashing.

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Originally posted by Vlad Im glad that everyone is getting a nice laugh from my pain.

im not laughing.
maybe if you would have tried to please her until she was screaming and calling you her little monkey boy, little vlad would have risen to the occasion.Its okay, i've had occasions where i have tried everything with good looking chicks and still only could get a semi.In these cases you just go down on them until they cum, then spend the rest of the night wipping them on the forehead with you flaccid pants hamster.

yeah dis is some thread dis een. ho ho ho i'm joost aboot pishing me drawers. onyway if ur wanting a brawly sexy story da best een i ken is when angus blubb pat his pilly in tae da exhaust o janet dunnet's taxi. dat wis a fuckin classic.

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak im not laughing. maybe if you would have tried to please her until she was screaming and calling you her little monkey boy, little vlad would have risen to the occasion.Its okay, i've had occasions where i have tried everything with good looking chicks and still only could get a semi.In these cases you just go down on them until they cum, then spend the rest of the night wipping them on the forehead with you flaccid pants hamster.

Yea, thats all great except... she wouldnt let me go down on her, secondly her area was so poorly managed that I was turned off by it in general - felt like a 3-4 day old stubble (I dont think she knew how to shave properly). And when we were fuckin, the girl is so boring in the sack... wouldnt let me do her doggy or anything else that was in some way "slutty". Missionary and her on top only (not even cowgirl).

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

Wow you really hate this girl don't you

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