"jane you ignorant slut"
-dan aykroyd, snl

"Throw me a frickin' bone here! I'm the boss! Need the info!"
-Dr. Evil

"You had me at hello"
-Jerry Maguire

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quote:

Originally posted by evil_bastard "We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House—make no mistake about it."—Washington, D.C., Feb. 7, 2001 "They misunderestimated me."—Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000

Hahahahah - these made my day...

When you think about it, mud is just wet dirt.

Boxing is a lot like a ballet, except the dancers hit each other

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and the woman is the JOY

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Best of the best:
Laurent Garnier - sambu

quote:

Originally posted by lMIlk "we're in it because we love the music" N'Sync

*mr.Porkchop spits out his drink*

hahahahahaha



Pork!

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i honestly cant understand why Bush is in office, id rather have a guy who liked getting head than a fuckin moron....i cant wait until ive saved enough cash to move back to europe

quote:

Originally posted by TiestoInTheMix "losers whine about trying their best, while winners go home and fuck the prom queen" (the rock)

Carla was the prom queen

quote:

Originally posted by Philby "you know when i said i wouldn't kill you?" "yeah?" "i lied!" arnie drops bady guy off cliff

it went this way:
"you know when i said i would kill u last?"
"yeah?"
"i lied!"

"Bond, JAmes Bond">> Sean Connery
"Martiney Shaken... not Stured" >> BOND~!!!

"What are you doing here? Looking for shells?">Ursalla Andress
"No i'm just looking" Sean Connery

"Oh James Oh James, will you make love to me all the time in England?" > Daniela Bianchi
"Day and Night" > Sean Connery

"My name is Pussy Galore" > Honor Blackman
"I must be dreaming" > Sean connery

"Supose i would Kill you for A thrill?">Diana Rigg

"First time in my life i feel like a Compleate Woman." >Jane Seymour

"For your eyes only darling." > Carole Bouguet

"You have a Very good memory for faces"> Kristina Wayborn
"And figuers" > Rogger Moore

"You were fantastic! WE're free!"> Maryam d'Abo
"Kara, we are in a Russian air base in the middle of Afganistan" > Tim Dalton

"Dont get any ideas Mr. Bond." >Michelle Yeoh

"Do you Excpect me to talk?" > Sean connery
"No Mr. Bond i excpect you to Die.. " > Gert Frobe

"That gun, looks petty enough for a woman." > Sean Connery
" You know much about gun's?" > Adolf Celi

"I'll look personaly to exterminating you Mr. Bond" > Donald Pleasence

"Marry Christmas 007" >Telly Savalas

"If at first you dont sucssed.. Mr. Kidd" >Putter Smith
"Try try again Mr. Wint" >Bruce Glover

"If god wanted man to fly.." > Bruce Glover
"He would of given him wings Mr. Kidd" Putter Smith

"ANy Cost.. ANy Bond must die." > Yaphet Kotto

"You have a NAsty habbit of Surviving." > Louis Jourdan

"HA HA HA You Amuze me Mr. Bond" > Chris Walken

"It's too bad Bond, You could of been a Live Rich man. Instead of a Poor dead one." > Joe Don Barker

" I want you to know this is nothing personal, Purly BUZINESS" > Robert Davi

" WHy cant you be a good boy and DIE!" SEan BEan

"There's no News like bad News" > Jonathon Pryce

"I owe you an un pleasent death Mr. Bond. " > Gotz Otto

"I could of of given you the world."
"the World is not enough"

" I came, I saw, I conncored" > JC

"God is dead" > Nitcztz

"I think therefore i am" > Decartesz

"RIGHT... " Dr. Evil
"ZIP IT.. Would you like to take a taste of my Zipple" Dr. Evil

"GE IN MA BElly " Fat bAstard

"A Sensual MAsasge" Austin powers

"EAT MY SHORTS" Bart simpson

"Do you wnat to be the daddy around here #2, huh.. do you want to wear the pants" (not too sure about that one) DR. evil

"Mini me.. come to papa"


k i think i'll stop now..
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"Yippy Kiy Yayh kiy Yooo Mother F*cker"
"IT's all in the Hips"
"Jeses did this Mosses did that.. Aberham hit me with the wiffol ball bat"

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Originally posted by jennypie
Because you're a filthy WHORE!

Last edited by Spyder on Aug-18-2002 at 17:25

"Ur lucky old man hummel wants u alive"
"Cuz i'll take please in guttin u, BOY"


the rock

one liners eh..


"i tried sniffin coke but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose"

there was another one.. but i forget

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LMFAO

sum of these are funny shite!!!!!!!!!

heh, um..

your mom

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