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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ YOU WANT TO KILL YOURSELF YOU WANT TO KILL YOURSELF YOU WANT TO KILL YOURSELF YOU WANT TO KILL YOURSELF YOU WANT TO KILL YOURSELF YOU WANT TO KILL YOURSELF YOU WANT TO KILL YOURSELF YOU WANT TO KILL YOURSELF YOU WANT TO KILL YOURSELF YOU WANT TO KILL YOURSELF YOU WANT TO KILL YOURSELF YOU WANT TO KILL YOURSELF YOU WANT TO KILL YOURSELF YOU WANT TO KILL YOURSELF YOU WANT TO KILL YOURSELF

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ I had to add some sexy characters to your story. They lighten up the mood of this tragedy: Sarah opens the door slowly. I wish to Heaven it were not true, she lamented, with a look of simulated tragedy. Amanda stands up. He was frankly perplexed by the unexpected manner in which Vance had met his defiance. Fiona walks around the table. Sergeant Heath is here, Swacker informed him, and wants to see you if you're not too busy. Amanda sat down. But I'm going to order you to remain in New York for the present. Fiona picks up her coffee. Have I been brought here to discuss the attentions this gentleman paid me? Amanda stands up again. But we can never part from our individualities and our natures. Swacker, tell Phelps to come in, Markham ordered. Amanda crouched on the table. Clair, began Markham, in a tone of polite severity, the murder of Mr. May I never have to lament, with Prince Henry, that to my shame I have a truant been to chivalry. Fiona puts her bra back on. But I'm learning a number of most interesting errors. Sarah wipes her backside with a tissue. You are probably aware that your gloves and handbag were found in Mr. Kines Car. Amanda pulls her pants up. I can't account for it, she said, except by the passage of time. Fiona shuts the door and sits down. Is it not a fact that Captain Philip Leacock owned just such a pistol as Mr. Kines? Sarah yawns in the corner. But Im going to order you to remain in New York for the present. Fiona puts her hand up in ther air. Do you realize the serious construction your refusal places upon the circumstances? Amanda coughs gently into a tissue. But, I assure you, psychology teaches no such preposterous doctrine. Sarah jumps out the window. If you can find him in the telephone book, you needn't go down personally. Fiona unties the pig. Oh, on the contrry, Vances tone was unruffled. Amanda sits down. But unfortunately the entire human race possesses the defect. Sarah put her hand down. Markham jotted down the name on a card and handed it to the detective. Fiona refuses to understand what is going on. The district attorney had sat down at his desk and was glancing at several notations on his blotter. Sarah fails her test and crys.

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ Our company proprietary lmt name is "Xenosam" you can buy our stock if you like, and you'll receive a honourable limited edition penis in a jar. We are still working on what our company actually does. Im thinking it has something to do with cattle...

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quote: Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ I just bought a K1459 Front Loading Washing Machine and it has this sophisticated Fluffy Logic senses load size and will adjust the wash cycle accordingly, but during the quick wash option it is stopping on the 'shred-your-clothes' option. Does anyone know how many terra-flops I need to make this washing machine protect my clothes from alien wash cycle interference; the wash cycle from the 5th dimension? ...& as the door is now open & the foam has escaped, I ask you this: How do I control the ducks that are causing chaos, paddling around in the kitchen and shit? quote: Originally posted by Sunsnail I believe K1459 comes in two teraflop models 5.5 and 6.5. If you got the 6.5 model you will have no problem with alien interference. OLN has several hunting shows that come on in the early morning. perhaps you could contact them and they will shoot your ducks for you quote: Originally posted by enferno i think you forgot to recharge your particle accelerator you need to plug the end that has the blinking thermocator on it into the fuesed, tantalum chip capacitor-run waffle maker. only leave it plugged in for .045 seconds though, as a one-micro second +/- variance will cause you to lose 10 microns of field diameter when you try to re-weld your particle accelerator's muffin-cored neuron erriadating bigmac. good lukc, and don't forget to use a shielding gas! [/QUOTE [QUOTE]Originally posted by enferno no no, totally inapropriate i would reccomend a condom and a spatula though

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i forgot about the washing machine thread. funnay

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Originally posted by noikeee that picture is just incredibly great.

belongs in a art mueseum

all of xeno post are should be in this thread. they are all = win.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN dont argue with the yanks nutter, they know best!

I recently heard someone call a girl a "chicken head"... which I then discovered is not a nice thing.

Wtf! Do you people save his posts?

i remember when xeno made the COR look like this


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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN dont argue with the yanks nutter, they know best!

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ Hi arcadia190, i am the TA noob filter. If you truely are a noob, then you must answer these questions three.... ONE. What is the one thing that everbody in the CORe wants, but can make their doodles a bit smelly? TWO. Which personality is the CORian icon and can beat god in a fight, and which personality is acutally a god but we don't know how much he tips? THREE. One must do what to get into mordor? If you answer all three corrext then you will become a ninja haxor

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ This is an automated response: The TA noob filter program that you requested is currently being serviced. It will be reactivated in a few hours. Please make use of the TA Information Instructor Program for any other personal issues. Thank you. Click Link: Information Instructor Program /end message/

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ This is an automated response: The TA noob filter program disabled his user functions. Fatal error. Systems corrupted and molested. Internet will now asplode. /end message/

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ OK arcadia190 your time is up The Truck in the tree hath spoken. The 10th hour has passed like the time I did your momma & sister in da pooper the other day. What say you? What is it that you need? There must be something that you can do to that can justify your existence!! You can not just be a second rate googooly to survive in the CORe. I demand you speak now arcadia190!!! The TA noob filter has noticed that you have not yet fully answered the questions three so will soon hack into your home computer and erase your identity forever rendering you grossly infertile; unless immediate action is taken by your persons by creating a new thread and apologizing for your lack of moronic comprehension masticated extentionalism

taken from arcadia190 Thread Thread... the good old arcadia days.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN dont argue with the yanks nutter, they know best!

at "The Truck in the tree hath spoken."

who's xeno?