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Yah, that's the best option. Read a lot of Burroughs then go to the cock and bull arts and crafts monday night and make yourself into a cheap shit and hot glue white chimera. Added bonuses to those that wear painter's caps and white gaiters. Minus minus minus points for anyone seriously thinking about wearing a toga unless you're not going to wear underwear and you're really into some beefy man love. In that case, go right ahead. Plus about 16 points for bleaching your eyebrows. Minus points for wearing white jeans unless you're being all detached ironic about it and have white suspenders to go with it. Plus points for white gloves on dudes and white bowler hats on women. Minus points for wearing a cape unless you have a superhero build because capes are for the weak. Plus points for anyone who figures out how to pull off the artic silver surfer with a surfboard without being totally obnoxious with it (hint: you only have to add a little board to your feet). Minus points for wearing anything but white striped high socks if you are wearing shorts. Plus points for anyone that has a white denim jacket with the words 'eatin' ain't cheatin'' on the back because you have obviously transcended the need to get laid. Minus points for anyone that has visible salami sandwich on their white getup. Plus points for anyone that dresses up like something white that you would find in the kitchen (mayonnaise, spatula, light bulb, white potato). Minus points for anyone actually wearing mayonnaise. Plus points for anyone that pulls off the hot white camo outfit (boy or girl). Minus points for those that can't because they really can't. Plus points for Keds. I think that's it. Paix.
HOTTTT TIP: Reel Bad Arabs at Concordia tonight, 7:30, H110, free. Paix.
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"I'm tired of self-respect"-DK
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