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Originally posted by stren ygrene!

r u 4 cereal?

'dagast?

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Originally posted by Yan r u 4 cereal?

r u d 2 ?

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Originally posted by Orbax ...and I pulled my groin. Good times.

I pulled my groin watching 20 second porn clips last night.
/jennypie

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Originally posted by igottaknow I try too hard. /IGK

fix'd

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My sister beat the crap out of me for years...then one day I fucking snapped and belted her closed fist across the face. That was the first time she had to tell on me for hurting her. The second time was when I slapped her with a yard stick and split her arm open. Bitch!


Hehe, I <3 her though. Sisters are just so fucking nasty.

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Originally posted by dj_bas fix'd

i wonder if i could make you go away by rubbing Preparation-H on you?

How did you split her arm open with a yard stick

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Originally posted by dj_bas How did you split her arm open with a yard stick

I swung at her with it (like it was a baseball bat), and she put her arm up to shield her face...the yard stick split down the middle when it connected with the back of her arm, and cut the bitch open!

punch her in the throat next time. its not as messy and it hurts 2x as much

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Originally posted by wienerschnitzel go take more pictures of your flacid penis

next time i will try and make my sarcasm more obvious..