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Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie So... do we think this is real?

its as real as your birthday today.


/snap

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Originally posted by _Nut_ its as real as your birthday today. /snap

Hush, bitch.

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lol! I wrote a bunch of funny confessions. The search begins.

some people shouldn't bother confessing

but some people have good confessions

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group hug // search * newest * moderate * random * search * about * contact * rules * book * forum I directed Loose Change 9/11 with help from the us government They paid me to keep the REAL truth secret I discovered that aliens from isreal did not orchestrate the 9/11 attacks like the media wants you to think It was muslims from the uncanny valley belt in the occums razr nebula in outer space Through my many discoveries i found out that a band of group rogue muslims escaped from area 51 (confirmed by general john jameson to be the ones from the roswell crash) facility and crashed the planes in protest to the jenova act hereby protecting illegal aliens from prolonged captivity and torture We should have listened to fox mulder I want to believe

funny stuff in the search
9/11
al qaeda
homosexual

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When I was in my 20's I did a lot of crank and tried to stick my penis in my butt and broke some ligaments or something. Now it goes to the left and doesn't stick straight up like it used to and wags like a dogs tail.

roflwaffles

I went to "newest" and.. um... ya... Will?

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816126003 I am in the US. Air Force and I, at times, find myself making love to the weather map. I love the way that the borders grab a hold of my cock and take a good yank. Hello tsunami.

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Originally posted by Frenchie roflwaffles I went to "newest" and.. um... ya... Will?

omg when the jet stream is juuuust right. wow. amazing.

ps, we wrote a whole porno about weather in college. the main character's name was Geostrophic Dynamo.

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Originally posted by tubularbills omg when the jet stream is juuuust right. wow. amazing. ps, we wrote a whole porno about weather in college. the main character's name was Geostrophic Dynamo.

*groan*

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Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie *groan*

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Originally posted by AndreaCKY772 probably true. but i bet even for the fake ones, there is someone in the world and in history who has done what was posted, or some variation of it! edit: "I am staying over my brother's house for a while. I was just watching TV with his wife and she fell asleep on the couch. I could see right down her top and it got me so hard. I jerked off right there with her sleeping next to me on the couch. It was the biggest rush I ever had." "I've been having sex with my 23 year old cousin for about 6 months now...she's just told me she's pregnant and that the baby is mine. both our parents are gonna freak when they find out as she doesn't believe in abortion so she's got to have the baby. I'll stand by her and support the baby but the bad part is I'm worried about the sex with her stopping." "i've slept with more guys than you think: c b k a n p and i've messed around with: m a it's all in the past, but i'll never tell you because we are getting married and no one wants to marry a slut. ps - one of those was your own brother, and his dick is bigger than yours. i'm sorry"

DANGER WANK!

oh and to frenchie.

i found it becasue my mate middleton told me about it. and I asked him how he found it..
it goes like this;


Run. Think. Shoot. Live. I Am Caned & Unable. says:
how did you find this site
If you're gonna do it, do it hardcore with the Drum & Bass. says:
I don't fucking know
If you're gonna do it, do it hardcore with the Drum & Bass. says:
I did and it's like LOL JERKING MATIERAL