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Originally posted by Cribby I knew someone would reply to that, and particularly, I knew it'd be you It's a habit of mine to use the word naked and bath together...don't know why, but I like to emphasize the fact that I am naked! lol. Sometimes I don't wear undergarments at all...

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Originally posted by chinamon not true. i say "ugh" but i am a tranny.

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Originally posted by kotsy lol colour me retarded

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Originally posted by me@t k@tie Today at work, I selfpwnd myself. I went to get water, and a stupid computer plug was somehow wrapped around my shoe (obviously I didn't know about that). I got up and tripped. People laughed.

I'm sorry I missed that one. LOL, That would have been great to see. Sorry for laughing at your expense but all of a sudden I visualized your tumble and started laughing out loud.

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I tripped over my cat and stubbed my toe on a coffee table. I thought it was all well and good until I realized that I had actually broken my toe. So I took it out on the cat. I basically threw him out of the window of my 14 story apartment. Shithead cat. I later found out I didn't own a cat and it was, in fact, my neighbors. I was so embarrassed, talk about selfpwn!

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Originally posted by FunkyCrew how about putting both feet into one trouser leg, and falling down hard on hardwood floor? yap done that twice, both times I sprained my big toe on one of my feet

That happened to my cousin once too! We all laughed at him, then felt REALLY bad afterward. In all the hilarity, we forgot he was mentally challenged

That's two selfpwn stories.

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Originally posted by Jungle Fever I'm sorry I missed that one. LOL, That would have been great to see. Sorry for laughing at your expense but all of a sudden I visualized your tumble and started laughing out loud.

Hahaha. It's embarrassing. Every day something like that happens to me. And it usually only happens when other people are around.

one of the biggest selfpwns in history?

william wallace!

lol

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Originally posted by dj_bas I tripped over my cat and stubbed my toe on a coffee table. I thought it was all well and good until I realized that I had actually broken my toe. So I took it out on the cat. I basically threw him out of the window of my 14 story apartment. Shithead cat. I later found out I didn't own a cat and it was, in fact, my neighbors. I was so embarrassed, talk about selfpwn! That happened to my cousin once too! We all laughed at him, then felt REALLY bad afterward. In all the hilarity, we forgot he was mentally challenged That's two selfpwn stories.

well you just made me feel mentally challegened thanks!

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Originally posted by FunkyCrew well you just made me feel mentally challegened thanks!

I'm sure that was no fault of my own

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Originally posted by dj_bas I'm sure that was no fault of my own

just pulling your leg

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