once a 2 weeks

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Mrs. Zoso and I base our sheet rotation on the principles of CSI. That is, once there is enough semen on the sheets so that the ENTIRE FUCKING BED fluoresces under those whacked out lights, we change the sheets. And not a second before!

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Originally posted by lücid beds are for 2 things - sleeping and fucking. so unless you're trying to impress someone, i really see no reason for keeping a tidy bed. it's just gonna get all messed up eventually.

I jsut don't want my sheets to smell, which they eventually do. You sweat in bed ( especially you people who wear 658765 layers in bed, sweater more than us non wearing 658765 layers in bed.)

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i even have a pillowcase that says "IDAHO? NO, UDAHO!"

LMAO, that's hilarious. I think that everyone should own at least 2 0r 3 sheet sets ( complete or not complete for you mix matched lovers) So that you can change you bed without having to wait for laundry time and another one in case it gets dirty while the other set isn't washed yet.

Once per two weeks, along with the rest of my laundry.

whenever her husband is babysitting.

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak whenever her husband is babysitting.

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every leap year

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Originally posted by stren every leap year

when the smell of feces and vomit get to be too much

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Originally posted by stren every leap year

My, you are a dirty, filthy boy!

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that is true

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Was round some girls house the other night, she was like "I got clean sheets on!!!111!!!"

One thing leads to another, we get into bed, I feel a cold patch on my lower back, look down and what do i see?

the foil fresh pack of a used rubber.

I was like "fuck sake woman!!!"

Clean sheets my ass.