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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On yarite

yareasy though

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Originally posted by Lilith yareasy though

I'm not easy, I just have a lot of love to give...

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Originally posted by josh4 with the right delivery cheesy pick up lines are the best pickup lines

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Originally posted by Sushipunk You've only ever read about sex, haven't you.

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Originally posted by SuspicionVandit best one in the history of pickline threads

haha, I love that line. good find.

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Originally posted by josh4 ah whatever dude, its not about what you say but how you say it. the whole concept of a pickup line is that first initial introduction. if you can approach them with confidence and no fear of rejection it doesnt matter what you say (within reason). ive gotten digits from starting with asking what their favorite type of cereal is also if you want to keep a conversation going just remember FORD. thats Family Occupation Recreation Dreams. you can get at least 20 minutes out of that

So you actually admit to using a line? Damn.

Maybe it's a US thing? I don't know.

In Australia you would just get laughed at. And rightly so, FFS. I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm sure there are plenty of stupid-as-fuck girls out there in Australian clubs/pubs/whatever, but...errr, I dunno mate.

Are you really that bad at just talking to women? Are they so scary you need to use a line?

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Originally posted by Sushipunk So you actually admit to using a line? Damn. Maybe it's a US thing? I don't know. In Australia you would just get laughed at. And rightly so, FFS. I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm sure there are plenty of stupid-as-fuck girls out there in Australian clubs/pubs/whatever, but...errr, I dunno mate. Are you really that bad at just talking to women? Are they so scary you need to use a line?

i think he means that you can use cheesy pick up lines as jokes to break the ice. They know they are silly, we know they are, so they might like you for your sense of humor. Lots of chicks dig a good sense o humor.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On I'm not easy, I just have a lot of love to give...

As if the pity line is gunna work either!

"Hey, do you mind if I buy you a drink?" Me

"Sure, no problem" Girl

*at this point you whip your cock out*

"Shit, wrong pocket"


Works every time.

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Originally posted by inconspicuous AndreaCKY772. just. so. dumb.