Jeff Dealey is the new Chuck Norris.

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when the fuck did we get ice cream?

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Jeff Dealey ate 5 Frisco Burgers with curly fries and washed it all down with a keg of Point Root Beer and a toot of blow before hopping into his spaceship and immediately conquering and settling the new "inhabitable" planet found today the very moment it was discovered.

He plans to build a themepark.

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Originally posted by spc when the fuck did we get ice cream?

Idiot. Ice cream has always existed. Jeff Dealey invented it.

Jeff Dealey is also the reason girls have a clitoris.

Labia too.

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Jeff Dealey parts his hair straight down the middle and has a handlebar moustache.

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Originally posted by jennypie Jeff Dealey parts his hair straight down the middle and has a handlebar moustache.

Jeff Dealey reallly does.

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Jeff Dealey will cook you a chicken dinner complete with stove top stuffing.

Then he'll introduce you to anal and cuddle with you.

That's just the kind of guy he is.

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