lol

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

No. String theory alone would only solve the JFK assassination at best. To solve the 9/11 conspiracy theory you need quantum computers + the Hardly Boys + Nancy Drew

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Originally posted by occrider No. String theory alone would only solve the JFK assassination at best. To solve the 9/11 conspiracy theory you need quantum computers + the Hardly Boys + Nancy Drew

Pft, Chuck Norris could do it.

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Originally posted by occrider No. String theory alone would only solve the JFK assassination at best. To solve the 9/11 conspiracy theory you need quantum computers + the Hardly Boys + Nancy Drew

and jack bauer....................

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN I have 3 hobbies: gaming, DJing & correcting maladjusted fools on the internet.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN Yeah, I’d like to know what horrible, scarring incident in your childhood turned you into such an ignorant, intellectual-hating philistine?

are 9/11 theorists rich? When i see them on Penn&Teller's Bullshit, they look very rich. I developed a pretty good bullshit theory in another thread about 9/11 and I WOULD like to be rich

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a recently unclassified document suggests that the illuminati/New World Order was starting in 1604 by a man named Rudiani Guiliani the Magician the Third. He was convicted of witchcraft and sentenced to death. However, his magic prevaild and he escaped by unknown means. Rudiani, using the powers of the Tri-Staff and favors the devil, channelled his rage against the seperated governments (which conflicted in views regarding the existance of witches/magic and murder of non-christians) to create the world's first human clone in 1610. He cloned himself several hundred thousand times to create a mass army of Rudiani Guilianis which secretly harassed the world leaders to appoint the Guilanis the kings of the universe. They were then dubbed the The World Order, or Illumati at the turn of the millenium. In 1996, the original Rudiani Guiliani thought it would be a good idea to put one of their own out of the shadow and into the spotlight as a leader of some of the population of earth. He sent a special clone called "Rudy Guilani", that, regardless of the vote of the citizens of New York became Mayor. The world leaders were furious that the New World Order was extending its power to a public face. The New World Order did not want to stop there. During the 2000 election, they noticed how the US voting ballot system had gone to shit and decided to exploit it. In 2001, The Illuminati ordered th 9/11 attacks as retaliation to the US's disapproval of Rudy Guiliani, in which Rudy Guiliani prevailed as a hero and now in 2008, Guiliani is favored to win the republican vote. Because the People of the US feel the ballot system is flawed and "a piece of shit", the Illumati will have no problem rigging the votes to make Rudy the new President of the United States"

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Originally posted by david.michael Pft, Chuck Norris could do it.

chuck norris can eat shit. thats my 2cents.

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Originally posted by headphonez chuck norris can eat shit. thats my 2cents.

is that such a feat? my dog can eat his own shit too, does that make him famous?

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN I have 3 hobbies: gaming, DJing & correcting maladjusted fools on the internet.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN Yeah, I’d like to know what horrible, scarring incident in your childhood turned you into such an ignorant, intellectual-hating philistine?

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Originally posted by colonelcrisp is that such a feat? my dog can eat his own shit too, does that make him famous?

Chuck Norris eats shit the same way your dog does. One turd at a time. The difference is, after he's done, he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

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Originally posted by SuspicionVandit would solving the String Theory (the proposed "Theory to Everything" that links Quantum Mechanics to General Relativity) resolve whether explosives had been planted inside the WTC (the effects of colliding different properties of mass with different chemicals and substances into each other causing anomalies such as extreme vacuums, instananeous rust, BOOM, etc)?????????????????????????

You mean you didn't see the planes ?

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Originally posted by Mmanu You mean you didn't see the planes ?

:/ there was nobody inside the planes. The real planes were offloaded in a secret runway off the coast of Australia and the dummy planes were sent to WTC. The civilians were then hypnotized, put on planes back home, but an EMP blew the plane out of the sky and now they are trapped on an island with the DHARMA initiative.

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Oooh I see.. Now it does make sense

the only way to solve the 9/11 conspiracies is retroactive abortion.

always love reading your posts colonel!!!

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