Always remember...

1.) If you feel the need to hijack the plane, just break a CD in half. It's a helluva lot more dangerous than a nail-filer yet deemed safe to carry-on!
2.) Please place your mostly-empty clear bottle of Sprite through the x-ray machine. If you attempt to walk through with it in your hand, the security guard will prompt you to place it in the x-ray machine "for security purposes."

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Originally posted by idoru 2.) Please place your mostly-empty clear bottle of Sprite through the x-ray machine. If you attempt to walk through with it in your hand, the security guard will prompt you to place it in the x-ray machine "for security purposes."

boo.. your joke is dated. now you can only buy sprite once u go THROUGH the x-ray/cancer machine.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

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Originally posted by nchs09 boo.. your joke is dated. now you can only buy sprite once u go THROUGH the x-ray/cancer machine.

Umm, not unless you have it at home and come to the airport with it...

It's not a joke, either, it happened to me the last time I flew. The security guard literally insisted that it go through the fucking x-ray machine. A clear bottle with a clear liquid (before the whole liquid bans last year) is SURELY carrying an explosive device in it.

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Originally posted by idoru Umm, not unless you have it at home and come to the airport with it... It's not a joke, either, it happened to me the last time I flew. The security guard literally insisted that it go through the fucking x-ray machine. A clear bottle with a clear liquid (before the whole liquid bans last year) is SURELY carrying an explosive device in it.

actually, there are a lot of plastic-esque explosives that are clear.

still a bit overdramatic for a sprite bottle, but yeah

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Originally posted by idoru Umm, not unless you have it at home and come to the airport with it... It's not a joke, either, it happened to me the last time I flew. The security guard literally insisted that it go through the fucking x-ray machine. A clear bottle with a clear liquid (before the whole liquid bans last year) is SURELY carrying an explosive device in it.

ya they made me drink my bottled water once.. wtvr im just like ok and chugged it.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

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Originally posted by nchs09 ya they made me drink my bottled water once.. wtvr im just like ok and chugged it.

You should've faked a drink poisoning

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Originally posted by Lira You should've faked a drink poisoning

hahahah imagine if you chug your coke


"feels like im about to exploooode"

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

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Originally posted by tubularbills actually, there are a lot of plastic-esque explosives that are clear. still a bit overdramatic for a sprite bottle, but yeah

Oh, I know. I would've accepted it if they felt the need to confiscate it, that would be fine. But how can an x-ray machine detect an explosive liquid? I thought that was pretty messed up.

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Originally posted by Yan 13 hours and 40 minutes, to be precise. Jeezus. I've never been on a plane longer. Gotta fly to Australia one of these days.

u will love it.

have a good trip. p.s. im so jealous

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN dont argue with the yanks nutter, they know best!

flight 643?

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