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| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
I don't think so. I'm going to use a similar technique when I teach my kids that murdering is bad. |
The best way to teach kids about murder: you have a little family grilling time one sunny Sunday afternoon, right? Burgers, veggies, the f00kin works! While you are out in the back yard, you just happen to casually happen upon and catch, say, a little fuzzy squirrel. Cute ******, ain't he? Then, what you do, you call the kids over. You get them to 'ooohh' and 'ahhhh' over the cute little guy. Then, your bludgeon that ****** to death right there with a hammer! Then you tell your kids, "See, this is why murder is wrong. That squirrel's whole family will now die from starvation because I murdered this squirrel and he in unable to bring food to his family. NEVER MURDER!"
Then you check your burgers to make sure they're not burnt.
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