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Originally posted by Lilith Ferrets are savage little bastards... unless it was in there to hunt the gerbils down I suppose.

You know what’s funny? The very first encounter I ever had with one was in middle school. A good friend of mine’s older sister had one and it was the sweetest, cutest thing ever! Her name was “Funky” and I would lay on the floor and she would crawl all around me and crawl up on my chest and rub her little nose on mine and cuddle. She was the sweetest ferret ever. So of course I go home and I’m like, “Mom! I want a ferret” and my mom and stepdad were like, “hell no”. They told me how nasty they are and I was like, “no they’re not!!” I still to this day think they are adorable and refuse to believe they’re mean or nasty because of Funky.

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Originally posted by nfekted damn would he really stick a ferret down his arse?

no but i bet u the ferret was in his shirt. like in the back, and his shirt was probably tucked in.

Jamie you sure he hasn't brought an animal in with him ? Perhaps he doesn't like leaving his furry pets at home while he's working, and wouldn't like everyone to see that he was bringing an animal into the workplace. Why he would shove it down his arse crack I don't know, that seems a bit weird.


I do understand that it could be any number of things, but judging by his character, maybe he's got a medical condition.

*Edit* Someone's already suggested a ferret. I didn't read all replies

haha, bit different to my first meeting with one. Party a long time ago and the host had one, well it got loose during the party and I'm sitting on this couch and I kept seeing stuff out of the corner of my eye... thinking I'm just drunk and tired, well until this beast of a full grown ferret come bouncing out of nowhere at my legs.
I screamed so loud!
Host grabs his ferret and chastised me for screaming so loud, shame on me for screaming at it and how they don't bite, then it latched onto him and BIT his arm so hard!

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Originally posted by DJ_Eternal Jamie you sure he hasn't brought an animal in with him ? Perhaps he doesn't like leaving his furry pets at home while he's working, and wouldn't like everyone to see that he was bringing an animal into the workplace. Why he would shove it down his arse crack I don't know, that seems a bit weird. I do understand that it could be any number of things, but judging by his character, maybe he's got a medical condition.

yea my mom and i have really wild imaginations. hahah

i emailed her the ferret theory and i just called her to see if she got it and she was laughing so hard she couldn't even talk to me.

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Originally posted by Lilith haha, bit different to my first meeting with one. Party a long time ago and the host had one, well it got loose during the party and I'm sitting on this couch and I kept seeing stuff out of the corner of my eye... thinking I'm just drunk and tired, well until this beast of a full grown ferret come bouncing out of nowhere at my legs. I screamed so loud! Host grabs his ferret and chastised me for screaming so loud, shame on me for screaming at it and how they don't bite, then it latched onto him and BIT his arm so hard!

lol

ferrets stinnkkkkkkk man they smell bad

Omg they are so cute!! They look like mini polar bears. I want one.

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Originally posted by Slylee i emailed her the ferret theory and i just called her to see if she got it and she was laughing so hard she couldn't even talk to me.

You know you could of just called and told her.

Bloody email.

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Originally posted by DJ_Eternal You know you could of just called and told her. Bloody email.

we email cuz we can't always talk at work. so then my bosses went out to have a smoke and i called her really quick

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Originally posted by DJ_Eternal You know you could of just called and told her. Bloody email.

LOL jamie LOVES to email, im, text, call, etc. if she cant do one of them shes doing all the others.

Maybe he pooped in his pants.