That chick is nuts!!

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she sounds crotchety

Most chicks just get cum shot over their faces. This chick goes the whole hog & eats the entire nut. Respect!

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ Most chicks just get cum shot over their faces. This chick goes the whole hog & eats the entire nut. Respect!

Sort of like gutting the golden goose to get the golden eggs except wildly illegal and emasculating!

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Originally posted by Masonious Sort of like gutting the golden goose to get the golden eggs except wildly illegal and emasculating!

it's an interesting way to be kinky, yet not running the risk of getting pregnant.

If that was fore play, it makes you wonder what she'd do for the actual sex! Maybe she would cut off her boobs and shove them up her arse, while she cuts off your doodle & uses it as a whip to beat you to death.

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ it's an interesting way to be kinky, yet not running the risk of getting pregnant. If that was fore play, it makes you wonder what she'd do for the actual sex! Maybe she would cut off her boobs and shove them up her arse, while she cuts off your doodle & uses it as a whip to beat you to death.

Then men and women would reach true equality* :*)


* except for the male's superior intellect and reasoning abilities.

Im going to cautious with the females from now on. You never know, you could be like this:

"yeah, oh yeah... yeah... harder... oh yeah harder... harder, yeah harder... HARDER!!!"

*she pulls off your testicle*

Not that hard woman!!

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wtf

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you

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Originally posted by Ian this is why im going to have any potential partner screened by a legitimate psychiatrist!

The rule in relationships is, if someone has one of your testicles, say yes.
(And stay away from Liverpool girls, they don't sound like fun, mind you it is Liverpool I guess...)

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Originally posted by Masonious That woman has ball

Fixed!

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....WTF i cant even imagine living w/o a ball. BTW did you know that in someitnhg like 70% of all men 1 testicle hangs lower then the other.

**What if he became a porn actor??**

"oh...oh..oh...your ball feels so good hitting my azz!"

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