couple of white guys come across a dead black body riddled with bullets, and one of them goes "this has to be the worst suicide case in history"

/no pun intended, if i offended i apologize

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Summary of an ASOT episode:

- The newest tunes selected!!!! the hottest tracks in a row!!!! here is your host arrrrrmin van buuuuuuuuhreeennnnnhnnhhn
- hello and welcome glad u cud join us this is a state of trance episode blah blah blah
- waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaaaaah whineeeeeeeeeeeee blah blaaaaaaaaah
- that was the newest track by blah bla and before that was blaaaaaaah
- waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....the end
Vomit-inducing trifecta tunage: Zocalo | Summer Dream | Shivers

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Originally posted by DJ_Eternal Q: Why can't stevie wonder read? A: cause he's black.

fixed again

im going to hell

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Summary of an ASOT episode:

- The newest tunes selected!!!! the hottest tracks in a row!!!! here is your host arrrrrmin van buuuuuuuuhreeennnnnhnnhhn
- hello and welcome glad u cud join us this is a state of trance episode blah blah blah
- waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaaaaah whineeeeeeeeeeeee blah blaaaaaaaaah
- that was the newest track by blah bla and before that was blaaaaaaah
- waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....the end
Vomit-inducing trifecta tunage: Zocalo | Summer Dream | Shivers

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Originally posted by Azz3D fixed again im going to hell

ROFL

there's a pit full of dead babies
what's worse than that?

there is a baby at the bottom that is still alive.
whats worse than that?

it has to eat it's way out.
what's worse than that?

it comes back for seconds

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Paul Van Dyk 09-24-2009: No, but I can sign your sleeve under that name if you let me!

Three pregnant women were sat in a doctors office waiting for their check-ups and all doing some knitting for their soon-to-arrive babies.
The first woman stops knitting and takes a bottle of tablets from her purse, swallows one, and carries on knitting.

"What was that?", another woman asks
"Vitamin tablet", she replies, "good for me, good for the baby"
"Fair enough".

The second woman stops knitting and also takes a tablet.
"What was that?"
"Calcium tablet. Good for me, good for the baby."
"Fair enough"

The third woman then also stops and takes a tablet.
"What was that?"
"Thalidomide. I can't knit sleeves."

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Originally posted by SuspicionVandit there's a pit full of dead babies what's worse than that? there is a baby at the bottom that is still alive. whats worse than that? it has to eat it's way out. what's worse than that? it comes back for seconds

LOL

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Originally posted by Lilith Three pregnant women were sat in a doctors office waiting for their check-ups and all doing some knitting for their soon-to-arrive babies. The first woman stops knitting and takes a bottle of tablets from her purse, swallows one, and carries on knitting. "What was that?", another woman asks "Vitamin tablet", she replies, "good for me, good for the baby" "Fair enough". The second woman stops knitting and also takes a tablet. "What was that?" "Calcium tablet. Good for me, good for the baby." "Fair enough" The third woman then also stops and takes a tablet. "What was that?" "Thalidomide. I can't knit sleeves."

Oh man, I shouldn't have laughed at that.

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Originally posted by Boomer187 How long does it take to microwave a baby? I dunno, I was too busy masturbating.

OMFG SO MINT!

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Back and to the left
Back and to the left

how long does it take a black woman to take a shit?
9months

what do you call a black woman that has an abortion?
a crime fighter!

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

How do you get a black man out of a tree?
Cut the rope.

WTF


u are all going to hell




ahahahahah

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quote:

Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

What's the anthem of US Republican party kids?
'O Canada

What's got 8 balls and screws grunge rockstars?
12G buckshot.