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my 3 gay encounters in the wild:
i was on a bus when i was 13 and some fag followed me into walmart, then i confronted him and he told me to bend over. i called him a fucking fag and called my dad. When my dad came, i saw him walking down, my dad was fucking pissed and stopped the car, i jumped out and he started running. Some guy got out of his car and started chasing the guy. Then a cop showed up and i told him the fag was a fucking king douche molester, but they let him go because "saying shit" isn't the same as "doing shit." He looked like a fucking fag too.
When I was in high school, there was this gay guy (with some gay name, i forget the name though) and he was such a fucking attention douche. Everywhere he went, anyone he talked to, he just had to pronounce his fucking gayness all over the fucking place. "i'm gay, look at me. be my friend, i'm gay." what a fucking boasting dick fuck he was. "dude, whats the answer to X." "X, it is.....did i mention i'm gay?"
when i was 20, i was in the park with my cousins and some guy comes up next to me(on the benches). meh, 2 minutes of nice conversation before the inevitable from a fag, something about gay sex and inviting me to a douche party. I kindly declined and walked away from him while he was still talking because it pissed me the fuck off. especially in a park.
Cmonnnnnnnn, 100% fail rate thus far. I think my first encounters with straight people were much more successful. But I won't berate them forever, they are only on probation......FOR ONE MILLION YEARS
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